Singularity || Black Clover x Male Reader

The Black Bulls

A brilliant flash of light filled the air followed by the sound of a crackling boom. A storm of fire set off into the air as the concussive force of the explosion sent two young men flying into the air. One of them being the other recruit Asta... and the other being you of course.

???: That's for my pudding!!

The Black Bull's headquarters was in absolute utter chaos and as you came crashing onto the ground from the second explosion of your brief time here, you were wondering what the record was for regrets in a single moment. It seemed that the rumors were right about them being the worse group of knights though the fact Captain Yami also said it was rather concerning. 

Yami: Would you people... QUIT BREAKING STUFF?!

Captain Yami finally managed to get control back by... breaking stuff. But his booming voice caught the attention of the other bulls and managed to rally them to something other than chaos. Though calling Yami the pinnacle of order was... The Black Bulls just seemed... it was dumbfounding how many thoughts were racing through your mind. Asta to your right at least seemed excited but you were in a state of growing dread. It wasn't a concern for your safety or health that drove you but rather Alienor's. She couldn't possibly want this, right? Anything was better than the Silver Eagles but... maybe you should have chosen- 

Yami: This here is shrimp and golden boy, the other new members. Don't haze them so hard they die.

(Y/n): Err... die?

Asta: I'm Asta from Hage village! It's great to meetcha!

You had to physically recoil as it felt like your eardrum popped just from being near Asta. As you looked out at the other members now kneeling before your small group the same feeling of dread filled you. Asta stared at you expectantly while Yami simply took a drag on his cigarette. The other members either looked somewhat interested or didn't care at all. 

(Y/n): Ah... I'm (Y/n) from the village of Zito.

Yami: We've got other members, but the rest are out on missions, on breaks, or slacking off. You two try to get along with 'em.

Asta: We will! We'll set records for getting along

Yami: What you lack in height, you make up for in volume.

???: Hmm... I get shrimp by why are you called golden boy?

(Y/n): Well-

All of a sudden your shoulders were wrapped up tightly by a muscular arm, the smell of sweat and smoke filling your nose as you were crunched against Yami.

Yami: Golden boy is called a golden boy because he was recruited by the Golden Dawn but picked us instead hahaha! 

Yami turned to you with a deadly serious smile, his lips peeled back to reveal a strained smile as he nearly bit clean through his cigarette. His eyes pierced straight through you as your nervous (E/c) eyes met Yami's dark ones

Yami: Not having second thoughts are ya?

(Y/n): A-Ah of course not! Oh c-captain my captain!

???: Hahaha!

???: For real?! You must be super tough then! Let's fight!

???: Hah, why do we always get the dumb recruits...?

Asta/(Y/n): OI!

???: A recruit for the Golden Dawn, hmm~? 

As Yami's arm finally released you from his side, you were instead introduced to the curvaceous figure of a woman. Her mid-back length pink hair was messy and she smelled strongly of alcohol. And it certainly didn't help that all she had on was her knight cloak and her... underwear. She approached you with a sultry grin and lifted a finger, twisting her hand to let the finger hook under your chin and lift it ever so softly so your eyes would meet her vibrant purple ones. It was no surprise that your cheeks were dyed a bright pink of embarrassment.