3 Archons In MHA

Shopping

"Were going shopping losers so get up!" Venti shouted. All he received in return was a groan from the other archons.

"I dont know if you remember this but we dont sleep." Ei said angrily. She still hasn't forgiven Venti for destroying one of their wine bottles from their ever decreasing collection and she probably never will. She walks over to the 5 remaining bottles and drink half of one. They all then proceed to make their way to the common area. It was currently 5AM. They wernt leaving for another 2 hours. They were leaving early to avoid the press.

Only 5 other people were in the common area. Shinsou who claimed to never sleep Mina, who everyone expected, Bakugo the one who went to sleep the earlier, probably to only responsible one in that sense, Aoyama and Deku. Mina offered Venti to go wake up everyone with here. They seemed to be getting along well. They ran of like a bunch of kindergardeners about to ruin someones day. Everyone else who was left in the common area decided to ignore them. Soon after they left Momo came down handing each of them a necessity list that she had already slid under everyones door that were still upstairs.

Bakugo, who usually only showed violent tendencys, was stroking a cat Shinsou had shown him. Aoyama  was ominously looking off into the distance. Deku was bombarding the archons with questions.

"When did you manifest you quirks?"

"Did you ever use them to fight someone?"

"How did you get here?"

"Does your quirk have any weaknesses or drawbacks?"

"Have you ever used your quirk to the full extent, if so what happened!?"

To the archons he sounded like someone who was trying to take them down. The archons remained silent and Deku continued his rambling till Bakugo dragged him away yelling at him and threatening to blow him up.  You could here screams from the upper floor though nobody decided to comment on it. People started to trail out of their dorms into the common area with a clear look of displease on their faces. Atleast Venti and Mina are enjoying themselves. The only one who didnt seem bothered was Todoroki but he didnt really count with that emotionless attitude of his.

Eventually Mina and Venti came down. Ei slapped Venti in the back of the head in annoyance. Zhongli was sitting on the sofa with a cup of tea in his hand. He also took some chopsticks as a souvenir. He heard his boyfriend 'loved' chopsticks and he thought it was a fitting gift. It was around 6AM now. 1 hour left. During this time not much happened. Just lots of yelling and Ei zapping people then blaming it on a boy named Kaminari.

Eventually 7AM rolled around and Sensei Aizawa walked in. He had a constant scowl on his face and a look of a man who never slept. He looks like Xiao if Venti never got him to sleep peacefully without his Karmic debt interrupting. He led them onto a extended version of a car that he called a bus.  It was a good 20 minute drive with people yelling and throwing things. Somehow a fire accidentally started but it was quickly put out.

When they arrived they were met with a massive building. Nobody seemed to be around or inside. Apparently the school rented it out for privacy reason. Were schools really that popular here that they need to rent places out just for some privacy? Soon they were all allowed to roam free and it looked like a pack of wild dogs had been released. People started running and knocking people down to get things they wanted. The archons looked at their list and lots of random things were on it like a plushie. They didnt even know which shop contained each things. They started off with the obvious clothing store that had clothes displayed outside it. They were going for a week so they needed a lot of clothes.

The archons started grabbing clothes they needed and sabotaging the other along the way by taking some clothes out and replacing it with things like a suit for Ei, a skirt for Venti, the grandpas collectors items like hat jacket and trousers for Zhongli. They ddint realise their clothes had been sabotaged so they didnt bother checking.

Next they went to a shop where they saw alot of their class. They were all buying matching toothbrushes and other necessary toiletries. They got what they needed and then searched for what the needed next. Apparently pillow cases and duvets would not be supplied their so they had to buy some. According to Momo this was a student run trip. They would have to cook for themselves and other things.

Soon the whole class met up at a place called McAllMights. Weird name. Inside they were greeted by some monitors where they could place their orders. It had instructions so it was easy to follow. Ei ordered 3 20 pieces of chicken nuggets. Zhongli got a basic burger (what did you expect?). And Venti got a happy meal. He indeed was very happy with what he got. He even got a mini plastic figure of a sponge with eyes.

"Zhongli, how will we sign the consent form to go on the trip. We do not have a legal guardian." Ei asked whilst eating her chicken nuggets.

"Well Iida will most likely be handing out the forms to each of us when we get back presuming we will each hand it over to our legal guardian to sign. I've seen Ms. Yanfei forge signatures many times. We just have to come up with someones signature we know well." Zhongli replied.

"No need to worry then!" Venti cheered happily.

On the way back they encountered quite a few problems. It was about 11AM now and swarms of people blocked the buses way, all shoving camera into the windows, mainly directed at the new students. The archons didnt seem to bothered. They were to busy boasting about their own nations to even notice. Eventually the bus started moving again with a few casualties along the way but who cares.

Once they were back in the dorm Iida came around and handed each of them a slip of paper for each persons guardian to sign. When they finally closed the door it was discussion time. Who's signature would they forge?

For Zhongli it was easy. Ms. Hu Tao. Hed seen her signature many times on documents and he cant lie he has forged her signature before when she wasnt in the parlour.

Ventis choice was Jean. She practically mothers the whole of Mondsadt. Her signature was also simple as she was usually to tired to make the signature look... scribbly? It was just Jean written on her documents.

Ei took some time to decide. She hadnt honestly talked to people for awhile. Yet alone her best friend Yae. Also Yaes signature was always in a carefully drawn scribble. If she just scribbles on it nobody will notice the difference right?

Once that was sorted they handed it to Iida and they finished off two bottles of wine.

3 bottles remain.