Hey guys I kinda felt silly so I wanted to get my silliness out ok so here it is the story will continue on with this after ward. But this is still a part of the story. Ok here we go this is Louis passed out chapter. Oh and I want to start This thing where I ask you a question and you comment the answer. Ok here the catch they are not gonna be up here in the authors note but they will be in the story ok so here we go! I wish you luck and may the odds be ever in your favor! Oh and also vote for my story this chapter if you have seen beautiful creatures!
Xoxo,
Nicespice12
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Louis POV:
"Chug, chug, chug, chug!" I had just gulped down to beers at one time! But every thing is a little dizzy. The ground is starting to pull me in. Crash! Then everything went black...
Where the hell am I?! My head hurts like a mother. I smell of sweat and alcohol. And I'm in a meadow. OMG!!!! That is the prettiest flower that I have ever seen! I run over, and pick it. This has the longest root ever. I keep pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling. Then once I'm done there is a giant gaping hole in the ground. Shit! I just destroyed the meadow! Suddenly the sky went dark. I looked down into the hole. There was a baby unicorn.
"Hello there little fella" and I gave a little wave.
"Come here" he said.
"OMG! I'm going crazy that unicorn just talked" I turned in a circle and shut my eyes. I opened them and looked back to the hole. There must of been a billion unicorns. Ha ha there's so many! I got over to one and start milking it like a crazy person. Mmmm their milk tastes like corn. Maybe that's why they are called unicorns! Ha ha Louis you are hilarious!
"Louis, your time has come." On of the unicorns said. He was the one in the front, his eyes were glowing to. Creepy!
"What does that mean?" I asked.
"Look dumb ass he means its yo time, what part of yo time do you not get son?" God she was mean.
"I don't believe he said 'yo time' I believe he said 'Louis your Time has come.'"
"Look smart ass you want to go bro? You really want to pick a fight with me hommie?" She said.
Then I said "well first off why don't you get your head out of your ass cause its not a hat (ha ha pitch perfect reference) second it's on be-yotch!" I walked forward but out popped this scarecrow and he held a hand up to stop me.
"Whoa, ok guys calm down let's settle this reasonabl-" said the scarecrow.
"Reasonable stuff is shit. Ain't nobody got I'm for this!" with that I took a samurai sword and whooped his ass! Ha ha sorry son of A bitch. All of the sudden all of the unicorns turned into zombicorns. They charged forward right towards me! Then they ate my brains as I screamed 'bloody murder.'
Once again I blacked out.
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Hey you likee my craziness? Ok now remember:
• to comment if you can find my question then tell me the answer(remember there is more than one)
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Ok pandapeoples our time is comming to a close. :( love you alls bye!
Xoxo,
Nicespice12
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