1D adopted me!?!?!?

chapter 22

Peoplepandas! Sad news, I deleted a troublemaker for a mate sad I know but it was for the better I was trying to be something I'm not. I'm a fanfic writer not a werewolf one. So that's my story and I'm sticking with it. So I know you guys have said a lot about authors notes and I promise I will try to stop its hard it's just that I find it like a way to communicate with y'all anyway ill stop though because you don't like it. So I have a challenge for y'all. As some of you who are my friends in real life know my birthday is soon yay! Right? Well what good is a birthday if you can't celebrate it? Not a very good one I say! So for my birthday I would love to have 100 followers! I know big task. And guess what, I don't like to be a selfish little monger so I'm gonna give yall something too! You just inbox me telling me what ya want I'll give it to ya. As long as it's on wattpad of course. And remember I only give you ALL what you want if I get 100 followers. Now remember there are some things that even I'm not awesome enough to do such as...

-reincarnate unicorns

-send you food, I know sad

Those are the basic two if you get my drift. So yeah enjoy the chapter and for the next two weeks I'll try to update everyday anyways love ya bye bi-atchs

Xoxo,

Nicespice12

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Sam's POV:

May 5, 2013;

Last night was amazing. We had fun we had food and it turns out Josie is really nice. Uh I'm really hungry imma go downstairs. Why am I talking to myself, don't know I'm weird.

I have to rip my legs from my bed and plant them on the floor. I slowly stand and catch myself on the table because I almost fell. I put one foot in front of the other and slowly move across my bedroom. As I walk in my closet I look around for something more suitable to wear compared to my tank top and boy shorts. I pull on my plaid green, blue, and purple pjs and a blue aeropastale jacket. As I traveled downstairs I saw Niall sitting at the table eating cereal. He looked up from his cereal and head nodded me with a grunt. I chuckled under my breath and made my way over to him.

"Do I have to tell you again, Niall? I'm not gonna sit and let you eat cereal while we have pancake mix in the cabinet."

"Actually I'm good, this is a pretty good bowl of fruit loops." Is shrugged and went to get some frosted flakes. Hey, it's not my fault it's my favorite.

"I think I know who I'm gonna marry." I stated. Niall almost did a spit take at this one. "He's perfect. He's soft, fuzzy, large, if you know what I mean, caring and most importantly he holds me in all the right places." I said smiling like the Cheshire cat.

"He better not touch you so help ill rip his head off." Harry's voice boomed from behind. Niall looked like he just shipped his pants. Ha yeah I just used that reference, I watch TV to. I couldn't keep it together, I busted out laughing. "Sam this is not a laughing matter, now who is this boy."

"You wouldn't call him a boy if you saw his length and width." Niall started choking on his cereal in the back ground.

"Sam that was not funny now tell me who he is, and stop talking about his dick." I couldn't take it was too funny I'm dying.

"Oh calm down daddy, I'm just talking about my mattress, gosh you make everything so dirty." His face dropped with relief. Niall took that opportunity to laugh his ass off. Dad rushed over to me and hugged the life out of me.

"Good you're too young not to be a virgin." He said.

"Who's not a virgin?" asked Liam. I spun around.