the tiger and the mouse

the tiger chased the mouse into a small hole. the mouse then went to his stack of cheese and ate a whole block. the tiger waited for the mouse to come out of the hole for three days. during the three days, all he did was eat cheese and sleep. the tiger got tired of waiting for the mouse to come out of the hole so he went to the pub, got drunk, got in a fight with a pig, and drove home drunk. he got in an accident and went to the hospital. when the mouse heard about the tiger's accident, he went straight to the hospital to see him. he brought flowers and a balloon. the tiger got better and went home and drank some more with the mouse. they lived happily ever after. the end.