Cuphead - The Delicious Last Course: Chef Saltbaker X Reader

Chapter Sixty: Shopping

When Y/N wakes up to the smell of something delicious being cookied up in the kitchen, she gets up, finds a nice dress and grabs her purse, she makes her way into her daughter's/brother's/twin son's room.

Y/N wakes up her daughter and gently picks her up, Y/N finds a matching-ish dress and has her daughter put it on and she does, Y/N holds out her hand and her daughter grabs her mother's hand, Y/N and Maribelle make their way out of Maribelle's room.

Saltbaker accidentally turns around and spots Y/N and Maribelle walking to the front door, and as curious he is, he trots over to Y/N and Maribelle, confused and more confused..

"Salt-baby, me and your daughter are just gonna go shopping for cheap clothing!" Y/N says, she hugs Saltbaker, making him calm down.

"Alright, but I was confused even more, because you and Maribelle always eat breakfast together with me as well." Saltbaker says, patting Maribelle's head and kissing her cheek then, he grabbed Y/N and made out with her for two seconds.

"We'll be back, we always come back!" Y/N retaliates, she messes with Saltbaker's neckchief (a.k.a ASCOT!) making him a bit "happy" (god he's horny a lot now).

"Promise?" Saltbaker looks at Y/N worriedly "I promise, especially that kiss we did!" Saltbaker pulls Y/N into a hug, then he let her go and Y/N whispered some stuff into his NONEXSISTENT EAR.

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In town it was bustling with people, more then usual, Y/N ignored how many people there were and focused more on shopping, Maribelle got a bit nervous and maybe scared too but Y/N picked her up into her arms so she calm down a bit.

"So w-hich stwore arrge we going two?" asked Maribelle, her speech was being affected by the crowd.

"Oh just my clothing store, I saw they had a couple cute baby clothes for sale, so... I wanted to check them out for you and also see how they fitted on you as well." Y/N asnwers, walking into a supermart-looking store smelling like lavender.

"But I'm too big for baby clothes!" Y/N looked at her daughter "Your smaller then your own uncle, so don't tell me you can't fit toddler clothes." Maribelle looked away.

"Y'know this clothing shop also has kid toys, right?" Maribelle looked at Y/N and demanded to be put down onto the floor.

When Maribelle was on the ground, she ran off trying to find the toys, Y/N just plainly smiled with a bit of her mouth being curved as if it was a joke..

"Why did you lie Mrs. Salt-Field?" asked the cashier woman.

"Just to get my daughter happy and adventurous, just like me in the old days." Y/N answered.

"Alright, but please do not try to make her mad at least, I don't want to have to calm her down when your finding what she wants." said the cashier woman.

"May, it's fine. She won't have a tantrum, more or less wishing me to jump into a hole." reassured Y/N, May gave her a strange look and said ok.

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After a bit of exploration, Maribelle returned to Y/N's side and she held a couple toys that resembled her own toys, Y/N just patted her head and went up to the counter..

"How much for these toys, May?" Y/N asked, Maribelle noticed a book on the ground next to Y/N's foot.

Maribelle opened the book's first chapter and she imagined being in a world full of adventure, but she was sucked into a different world, when she read the lines carefully and steadily, she read that she was a 21 year old washed ashore in front of a lighthouse, where she is now stuck on it for awhile until rescue comes...

"Oh! My bad, your not supposed to have this book, too gorey and sexual." said Y/N, taking the book out of Maribelle's hands.

"But-" Y/N stopped Maribelle "No butts, no cuts, no coconuts!" "Pwease?! I'll leave you, daddy and uncle alone to read the book!" Y/N shook her head as a no.

"Y/N, it might be good for her to read a book she has never read before." May make it sounds like it's a good idea.

"Maribelle," Y/N looked at her daughter "Yes?" "If I buy this book for you, will you read it until the end?" Maribelle shook her in excitement and Y/N bought the book for her.

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At home, Saltbaker was chilling on the couch while Y/N's brother was flipping channels on the tv..

Y/N opened the door, and Maribelle ran to her room and plunked onto the bed, Y/N turned her head away and faced Saltbaker and she noticed a giant box taking up space..

"What the hell is this?!" Y/N looked at Saltbaker angrily.

"A tv I installed just hours ago." Saltbaker grabbed the remote and turned the tv off.

"I thought we were supposed to have conversations about this.." Y/N crossed her arms and leaned against the tv.

"Y/N, I just did it so that our kids could at least not be bored." Saltbaker said, getting up.

"Well, since we didn't talk about this, I want this tv in OUR ROOM!" Y/N stated, her brother looking at her.

"But sis-" Y/N hushed her brother "Shut it Oliver!" Y/N didn't like the name Oliver to her brother.

"Alright this is getting crazy, you just go upstairs and go calm down!" Saltbaker grabbed Y/N's arm and almost led her upstairs.

"You can't tell me what to do!" Y/N swung her arm to the side, making Saltbaker let go and she ran and tried to break the tv but Saltbaker got to her and dragged her upstairs to calm down..