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Classical and Prideful | Classic x Error | Fluff

22/08/2024: This will not be getting a rewrite. I do not like this oneshot- I can't think of a way to redo it. I may just do a new classic x error ship but ye. PLEASE DO NOT THIINK THIS IS HOW I WRITE I ASSURE YOU IM BETTER

Requested by AzieraJasmine

I'd like to preface this by saying that Classic can see timelines in my headcanon. Not AUs. So Horrortale, Killertale, Dusttale, Aftertale, Sciencetale, Error'tale'. He can see them. But not AUs such as Underswap or Underfell. As a result, he knows about Error's backstory

Classic will also not be aromantic and asexual in this. He is the original. He is the basis for everyone, this includes their sexualities. So he will be abrosexual, genderfluid, polyamorous and demiaroace to suit this.

There are some dark jokes in this that involve references to suicide and self harm. But it is not part of the ship. Just a small scene.

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A typical day. Bright Snowdin Town, full of people talking and parading through the underground with pride flags and whatnot. It was the festival today. Kinda unique in a way for Classic. He never saw a time to actually feel proud of himself in his own body.

The AU's typically had their pride parade in Undertale, but very, very far away from inhabited areas. This year it was being held in Outertale. This soothed Classic. Whenever the AU's entered Undertale Classic would get a massive head rush, with headaches that lasted about 30 minutes. But with nearly 5,000 sanses coming. Then yeah.

It only occurred with Classic though. He was the original, he saw all the pain and all the happiness. All the other AU's were fine. Except for the ones directly linked to Classic. They had small head rushes. But it felt like those headaches you get for no reason. Not painful but annoying.

So he was stuck. No one believed him except those select few. With years of this happening he kept sane as it happened once a year. But after one particularly bad genocide he out write forbade the pride from occurring in Undertale. Good.

It was irritating for some because they had to change their plans but Outertale was the new spot on a distant space island hundreds of miles away from Snowdin. Sans could now actually attend a pride and stay standing for more than 30 seconds.

The thought was exciting to him. Flags waving everywhere. Stalls and all sorts of things. It was all so exciting to him. He hid his excitement from his AU because, what reason had he to be so excited? It was a normal day in Snowdin Town.

As the day went by his alarm ticked and ticked until 8pm when it rang. He went for an 'early night' and locked his bedroom door, teleporting out of his AU. He was one of the only sanses who could. Ink, Error, Nightmare and Dream and a select few others like Fell and the ones directly linked to Classic could. Cross because... X-event stuff.

About 20,000 sanses were all in view, all trying to get into Outertale. Classic just teleported over them, using his magic to keep himself afloat as he watched everyone pile in. He expanded the portal slightly using magic because seemingly a portal that was large enough for a house to fit in, was not big enough for the comically large amount of people attending.

A few attendees waved up at Classic, to which he waved back down, many had their flags out already, waving them all over the place. Asexual. Lesbian. Gay. Bisexual. Transgender. Genderfluid. Genderfae. Genderflux. Aceflux. Xenogenders. Everything you could imagine.

This would be the first major pride festival Classic would attend. And he wasn't actually meant to be coming. The whole thing was lining up to be something he couldn't do because of a genocide route. But, miraculously, it didn't happen this day.