"JESUS CHRIST" Screamed Bella. "Shut up, I am the danger" said Walter White, pausing from drinking the vloggers blood. "A-a-are y-you my m-meth dealer?!" Stammered Bella. "Yes I am a vamp- wait what?" Replied the now confused Walt. "You look just like my dealer Heisenberg!" Bella exclaimed.
"Oh, um, yeah maybe" said Walt, Walt looked away, seemingly embarrassed at being recognized. Walt looked back into the woman's eyes, she was beautiful with long hair, eyes, and a wonderful neck. The only negatives Walt could think of about her appearance were the numerous skin sores and rotting teeth. Ignoring those things, (which he easily could) she was perfect.
Bella looked on in awe as the old man wiped a trickle of blood from in his mouth. The Married-Meth-Dealing-Vampire was quite the sight to behold. His rippling muscles and 6-pack abs were glistening in the moonlight.
They stared at each other for a moment, slowly moving closer until they were within a few feet. Bella could feel something strange inside her, something she hadn't felt since 9th grade Math with her teacher M. Fischbach.
Suddenly Walt started screaming, the sun was coming up! Or his super cancer was getting worse. Or the vlogger had some blood transmitted disease. But the sun was coming up so it's likely that the sun was indeed the cause of Walt's screams.
Walter White ran away to hide until the next night, leaving Bella all alone.
"Ayo Miss", a voice behind Bella call out. Bella jumped in fright. "Yo I didn't mean to scare you miss, I'm just wonderin' what it is that you're doin' here". The voice said. Bella looked up and saw the owner of the voice, a young man who was half dressed in doctor scrubs loomed over her with a smile.
"Oh, I'm uh, i-its nothing", Bella managed to reply. The man's expression darkened before calmly starting "That sounds kinda sus not gonna lie."
Bella was stunned, and neither of them spoke for a few seconds the man broke down laughing. "Hahaha, I really had you goin' there. Heh, my names Jesse Pinkman yo, what's yours?"
"I'm Bella and, um, what are you doing out here?" She replied unsteadily. "I'm out here doin science." Replied the doctor. "S-science?" Bella stammered.
"Yeah, Science!" Exclaimed an excited Jesse. Jesse seemed to think for a second before asking, "And how about you pretty lady? What are you doin' out here?"
Bella blushed and looked at the ground, "Well, it's a little embarrassing but I'm actually out looking for vampires and werewolves and stuff."
"Well in that case", Jesse started, "Then check this out". Jesse began to grunt in pain, and seemingly was having a fit. Bella looked on in shock as Jesse began to bulk up, and began to grow fur.
At last, Jesse roared, his transformation was complete.
"You're breathtaking!" Shouted Bella. "*animalistic barking sounds*" replied Jesse. "It's not that old, I still think it's funny..." Bella defeatedly said.
Suddenly, Jesse's phone started ringing. Jesse quickly reverted back to a human and picked up the phone. "Yo yo! This is Jesse what's up Mista White?"
"JESSE... We need to cook."
"I'll be there soon as I can, Mister White."
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Twilight Bad (Breaking Twighlight)
VampireSo there's this old guy, and he's in a failing marriage because he makes meth or has cancer. After crashing his car, he meets a probably underage woman whom he falls in love with... But Walter has a dark secret, one so great, that he'd kill to keep...
