Bella sat on the forest floor, trying to understand what just happened to her. A sexy meth cooking vampire and a less-sexy meth cooking apprentice werewolf had actually just talked to her.
Bella stood up, brushed the dirt off of herself, opened the door, got on the floor, and she started doing the dinosaur.
"What the hell?!" Bella screamed as she was forced to dance. A deep voice laughed from behind her. Bella turned around to see a tall black man standing before her. "Who are you?!" Bella shouted at him.
"I am Gus Fring". the man replied. "Who?" Bella asked in bewilderment. "Gus. I believe you met Walter, yes?" The man replied calmly. "Y-yeah, what about him?!" Bella asked. "You see," Gus started, "Walt and I are vampires, from different factions." Bella stated in astonishment as he continued, "I have vowed to destroy him to prove that I am the alpha vampire. And to prove he is a beta. I am more powerful than you or him could possibly imagine. Assuming I do not get blown up in a hospital."
"That's awfully specific" Bella stated before being cut off again by Gus, "Walt and I shall have our final showdown at the end of the week, we will meet at 12 at the pizza place."
"So, G-Gus, why did you tell me this?" Bella asked him. "So you know exactly how long it is before I destroy him, I'd hate for you to feel like you wasted the opportunity."
"You sound like a bitch." Bella replied.
Gus took Bella off of the mind control dancing spell and left; so once again Bella was alone in the woods.
I revert back to my previous thought, this forest blows, Bella thought once again. Bella decided that she should start heading home, after all, the withdrawal itches had began.
—After Walking Bad for several hours—
Bella returned home to her large and loving family of just her dad. Her dad always greeted her the same way every day, "Hello dearest daughter Bella, I love and care for you quite dearly and I hope you are doing well and simultaneously not dating any Vampires, Werewolves, Jews or Meth Dealers."
"I'm fine dad", said Bella as she passed him. "Haha that is good. Remember to not enter the basement." Was the stock answer that Bella's dad always said in response. He also didn't laugh, he actually said haha.
Bella went up into her room, fell onto her bed, shot up some heroin, and took a nap.
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Twilight Bad (Breaking Twighlight)
مصاص دماءSo there's this old guy, and he's in a failing marriage because he makes meth or has cancer. After crashing his car, he meets a probably underage woman whom he falls in love with... But Walter has a dark secret, one so great, that he'd kill to keep...
