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You d*ck head..

TW: swearing and lots of fluff
Ranboo pov🌈

I woke up, the morning sunshine blazing down on me. My eyes started to slowly adjust to my surroundings. I was in my room. I sat up, feeling a bit dizzy at first. "Hm, I wonder if Tubbo is awake.." I said to myself, getting completely up and off of my bed. I started walking to my door, feeling a wave of energy hit me like a ball. I blinked a couple of times then proceeded to the door.

"RANBOOOOO!!!" All of a sudden I heard Tubbo scream my name. I immediately raced to his bedroom. "What happened?! Are you okay??" "THERES A FUCKING SPIDER!" I sighed, letting out a small chuckle. "HEY! Don't laugh! You know that I'm terrified of spiders." He frowned. "I know, I know. I'll get it."

I walked over to where the tiny spider was. I grabbed one of Tubbo's shoes and smashed it, it's guts laying on the floor. I quickly raced over to his bathroom and grabbed some toilet paper. I then went back to the main room and scooped it up and threw it away. "There! Your safe, my beloved." I joked around.

Tubbo laughed and jumped down from his bed. "Why thank you, sexy~" my eyes widened, I felt my face heating up. "I-I.." I probably looked like a tomato right now. "Heh, you know..I can flirt too." I looked at Tubbo who was smirking. "I must be good at it!" He giggled.

"Your such a idiot.." I mumbled, racing over to him. I scooped him up, bridle style. "Take me to the kitchen sexy!" He retorted, a big smile on his face. "Anything for you my beloved." I started to carry him downstairs in my arms. He was quite light so it was easy for me.

I've decided it. I like Tubbo. He is just so wonderful! And he makes my life so much better...I love him so much. I hope he likes me back..probably not.

We made it to the kitchen so I put him down. "That was awesome. We should do that more!" He smirked, making his way to the fridge. "You want some eggo waffles boss man?" He asked me. I nodded and sat down on the dinner table, pulling out my phone. "Hm..I got some messages from billzo.." I whispered to myself.

Billzooo💷
AYO can I come over 2 day?

Me:
Sure! What time?

Billzooo💷
Hmm 5:30 to 6:00?

Me
Mk sounds great. Cya then :D

Billzooo💷
Ight cya ranboob :)

I rolled my eyes at him calling me 'ranboob' "what happened?" Tubbo spoke, placing his and mine eggos on the table. "Thank you! And it's just billzo. He wanted to come over today." "When? I'll go to the grocery store to get snacks if you want!" Tubbo smiled. "He said 5:30 to 6:00." I started to dig into my eggos. He nodded and also started to eat his food.

Time skip💅
Tubbo pov⭐️

"Let's see...smart food popcorn, poptarts, any kind of candy, and chicken nuggets." I read my grocery list out loud. Ranboo decided to come with me, which I have no problem with. I mean..I have a crush on ranboo..so of course I would want him to come with.

I smiled at my own thoughts. I have a crush on ranboo...heh. "Ooo, can I pick the candy?" Ranboo said behind me, listening to me read the grocery list. "Sure! I'll grab the poptarts. I'll race ya?" I smirked. I have a idea.. "bring it on!" Ranboo replied. "Alright, three...two..one!"

Just before Ranboo could run off, i grabbed his wrist and pulled him back. I grasped his shirt and pulled him down to my height. I gently kissed his cheek. Omg..I just did that! I giggled and ran off.

Ranboo pov🌈

Did he just..kiss me on the cheek?! My face turned red. I shook myself, realizing that Tubbo had already ran off. "Shoot! What the hell Tubbo?!" I ran to the candy aisle. Since I was taller, I could run faster. So I got to the candy in less than 20 seconds. I quickly looked for m&ms. Once I found them, I snatched them and ran back to the cart, and Tubbo was waiting for me with a smirk on his face.

"Your such a idiot!" I laughed, putting the m&ms in the cart. "I won!" Tubbo smiled, grabbing the cart and taking it to the chicken nuggets aisle. "Well, that's only because you kissed me!" I rolled my eyes jokingly. I smiled, remembering every moment of it.

Time skipppp💅
Still Ranboo pov🌈

Me and Tubbo made it home with all the things we got from the grocery store. "You wanna set out the snacks and I'll get the drinks?" I said, waiting for a answer. "Sure!" We both faced to the front step, as usual. And, as always, he won. He unlocked the door and we both made our way inside.

I was getting the drinks ready and Tubbo was getting the snacks set up. After a while, we were done. The time was now 4:41. "Hmm..what should I do now.." I mumbled to myself. I looked around the living room searching for something to do. But then, my eyes rested on Tubbo.

His beautiful honey brown hair, his perfect body...oh, he's just so lovely. Then, I thought of what I could do. I smirked and slowly walked up behind Tubbo. He was looking at something on his phone so I don't think he saw me.

I flirtily wrapped my arms around him, slowly moving my hands down to his waist. "Hey, what'cha lookin at bee boy~" i smirked, looking at Tubbo who was very red.

Tubbo pov⭐️

I was scrolling through twitter when all of a sudden I felt hands wrap around me. I jumped a bit, not knowing who the person was. Then, i realized it was ranboo. He started to slowly rub his hands around my body and make his way down to my waist. My face was heating up. This feeling made me have butterflies.."what'cha doing bee boy~" he whispered into my ear. This made me blush even more.

"U-uh..I-I-I-...y-you-" I was a stuttering mess. Ranboo let out a chuckle and pulled me in closer. "God damn it ranboo..why do you have to be so flirty today?" I looked down in embarrassment. "It's pay back for distracting me at the grocery store~" I giggled and put my hands on his hands.

"You dick head.." I mumbled, signaling him to unwrap himself from me. I went to go sit on the couch to go watch something on the tv. I turned over to ranboo to see him frowning at his phone. "What happened boss man?" I said, confused. "Billzo can't come, he had a birthday party to go to.." "aw man..I was really hoping he would come.." I frowned too. "Yeah..I guess, we can watch a movie then..?" Ranboo smiled a bit but I could tell he was sad.

"Yeah we can do that. Come here boss man." I quickly grabbed some snacks and a big blanket. I wrapped it around him and i let him place his head on my lap. For the rest of the night, me and him watched the office until we fell asleep.

YAY new chapter is doneeeee!
Next chapter might be shorter then this idk😭
Uhmm I hope you enjoyed!
That is all, byeeee!
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