Community movie elevator pitch

Part one

Cut to some time later, Jeff is sitting alone at night in the study room with the lights off, the table mark 2 is old and covered in gum but the room is clean as if new.

Enter Britta turning the lights on.

Britta: "Jeff, why do you have the lights off at this time of night?"

*Britta sits on the table looking at Jeff*

Britta: "shouldn't you be working a case mr attorney"

Abed and Chang enter the room wearing Hollywood costumes with Abed complaining that he doesn't care if he's in the new inspector spacetime movie on the phone in the background.

Chang: "DAM GIRL, how did you get here so fast."

Britta: "what are chang and Abed doing here? wait don't tell me we-"

Abed: "SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE!"

A sped-up short community intro plays

Shirley enters the room

Chang: "DAM GIRL"

Britta: "are you going to say that to all of us chang?"

Chang: "I'm just showing my appreciation of my best lady friends"

Shirley: "that's nice"

Chang: "Shirley knows what I mean. Also Britta, I'm only saying it to the ones that matter"

Shirley: "that's not so nice"

Annie enters the room

Annie: "hey guys"

Chang: "hi Annie"

Annie: "why do we need Chang to solve Frankie's murder?"

Britta : "you said she was murdered?"

Annie: "Jeff?"

The dean wearing a baby costume enters with Frankie

Dean hugs Jeff

Jeff: "get off me dean"

Dean: "sorry sometimes I confuse my Jeff f-, never mind.

Awkward pause

Dean: "welcome back to loser college, get it because oh never-mind. I'm here to commemorate new beginnings"

Frankie: "and I'm here to-"

Jeff: "Frankie can you please leave, we don't need you"

Frankie: "ok fine"

Frankie leaves

Jeff: "wait I didn't mean that"

Annie: "then what did you mean Jeff? Your just the same Jeff that you always were"

Jeff: "I was hired to get the ten of us in this room"

Dean: "wait just one deanute"

Dramatic pause

Everyone looks at Dean

Dean: "there's only seven of us"

Everyone looks away from Dean

Annie: "there is no excuse for excluding people"

Britta: " *Britta comment on how the person who hired Jeff doesn't have the power to do this* "

Jeff: "except from a sudden rich friend who recently finished their Cruze."

Full community intro plays

Jeff: "Troy is on his way with LaVar Burton and Pierce and will be here in the morning"

Abed: "cool cool, cool cool cool"