YO GET PRANKED BY DA DOOM LORD!!!

Pranking: Master Doom (gulp)

I'm honestly... not sure about this one, but Brock dared me to do this and I couldn't refuse (because I'm not a chicken). Also, he said he'll help me and be my cameraman from now on if I do this, so that will make these episodes even MORE epic! I'm taking my chances.

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Recording 1 – The Plan:

'Well, here we are...' °O_o

'It's been a while since I've last seen Master Doom, but from what I've heard, I can conclude she's not in "A VERY GOOD MOOD". Not that she ever is, though... That's why this is a prank for which I need to do some preparations, but I won't be anywhere in sight when Master Doom sees what I've done (and of course, she may DEFINITELY not know that I was the one who pranked her).'

'So... you want to know what I'm going to do to make Master Doom lose her marbles? Oh, I'll tell you what I will do! Even someone as evil and chaotic as Master Doom needs to registrate all sorts of things, from noting which places have already been conquered or destroyed completely to writing down secrets nobody else knows about. Of course, these papers are well-secured in lockers, which are located in one of the rooms of the Doom Lords' Lair. One that only she has access to.'

'However, because she is so stressed out recently, she made a mistake and dropped her keychain right in front of me. Her back was turned to me and I grabbed it quick and silently. Even thought I didn't know what I was going to do with them yet, I knew they would come in handy and now they will! After all, how else would I be able to move all her paperwork to the wrong drawers, so it would take hours to rearrange them correctly again? MWAHAHAHAAA. I'M BRILLIANTLY EVIL.'

'Soon after I had taken those keys, Master Doom realized they were missing and went looking for it, and boy oh boy, she REALLY doesn't know where to look. She's looking for them at this very moment in a faraway kingdom, so I don't worry about her coming back anytime soon. I just hope she doesn't follow any traces leading to me. I mean, obviously I don't intend to leave any traces, but still.'

'Anyway, while I'm messing up everything, Brock will install a camera that will record Master Dooms raging reaction when she finds out nothing is where it belongs anymore. Let's get to work!'

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Recording 2 – The Set-up:

'The door to the registration room is locked, but Master Doom assigned Master Papercuts to guard the door while she's gone. Because he can't do anything better than that, of course. Although apparently, he can't even do THAT correctly, because Brock was able to distract him without any effort, while I unlocked the door. That idiot. I can't believe Master Doom hasn't fire him yet.'

'I just closed the door behind me. I told Brock only to open it only in case of emergency. For example, if for some unknown reason, Master Doom decided to return to the lair early. If none of that happens, we both should be fine, because – except for Master Papercuts, who won't be any danger to us – the other Doom Lords aren't around either. Some of them are helping Master Doom find her keys, others are busy ravaging other kingdoms and ruining people's lives.'

Door opens

'Brock! What's wrong? Is Master Doom back already?!'

[Distant voice of Brock] 'No, man. I just came to gave you this bag of candy I brought with me for the both of us.'

'No! Not now Brock! Didn't I tell you to only open that door if something SERIOUS is the matter?!'

Slow creaking of closing door

[Brock] 'Okay, chill, dude. There's no need to be so harsh.'

'Sigh. Doesn't he realize in what kind of trouble we could get if this goes awry?'

Door opens again

'Now what?!'

[Brock] 'I just remembered that today, it's YOUR time to do the dishes, because I did it yesterday, but the day before that, I did it as well. Just wanted to say that real quick.'

'And you had to do that now?! LEAVE.'

[Brock] 'Alright, I'm going! I'm going!'

Door closes

'Ugh! I hope I can continue now without getting disturbed again.'

Paper rustles

Drawers are being pulled open and getting closed

'Almost finished...!'

More paper rustles

Knocking

[Brock] 'Master Frown! You got to listen for a second!'

'I said: LEEEAAAVE.'

[Brock] 'Okay, save yourself.'

Footsteps approach

'Is he SERIOUSLY coming AGAIN?!'

Door opens widely

'BROCK! HOW MANY TIMES----!'

Loud noises and lots of screaming

Recording stops abruptly

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Recording 3 – The Clarification:

[Brock] 'Ahem.'

[Brock] 'Is this thing on, or...?'

'Yes, Brock. IT'S ON. Cough. Cough.'

[Brock] 'What's up, guys? Brock's speaking. And yeah, I'll be the one talking to you now, because, well... Master Frown is a bit "unable" to speak. His throat hurts... a lot.'

'Just tell them what happened already! Tell them how you messed up!'

[Brock] 'Sigh Well, if you just would've liste----'

'JUST COUGH COUGH TELL THEM COUGH WHAT HAPPENED!'

'... auch...'

[Brock] 'Uhm... Yeeeaaah, so we THOUGH we wouldn't stumble against any problems, but – obviously – we did, because something that we thought would not cause trouble, did cause trouble and that something was... Master Papercuts.'

'And what he did, could EASILY have been avoided if you had just DONE what I TOLD you to do!'

[Brock] 'But I warned y----'

'GO ONE WITH WHAT YOU WERE TELLING, BROCK.'

[Brock] 'Fine. So... while I told Master Frown about the bags of candy and dishes, Master Papercuts called Master Doom and she raced back to the Doom Lair immediately... That's... what happened.'

'Yeah, totally YOUR FAULT.'

[Brock] 'We would've gotten away in time if you hadn't yelled at me, though.'

Arguing voices of Master Frown and Brock

Recording stops after a loud thud

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Recording 4 – The Accident:

Uhm... Yeah, so... No footage for the next episodes anyway.

Brock and I were arguing and out of anger, I MIGHT have... err...

... knocked the camera out of Brock's hands.

And that MIGHT have caused it to break.

And we can't buy a new one at the moment, because... Ehh...

Let's just say "someone" used it for "something", but, heheh, that's not important. It most definitely was not me using it to buy items to beat Brock in a game, because I kept losing every time we played.

Ugh. That really didn't end all too well, did it? Meh... Better luck next time.

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My BaCk HuRtS sO bAdLy. >Xv