i'll never come back (Naruto Fanfic)

||lost in the forest||

"OBITO!! OBITO WHERE DID YOU GO!?" He appeared behind me, "right here idiot" he said like the stupid moron he his, "GAAAHHH" i scream, i pull out my kunai "OBITO I'LL KILL YO-" he put his hand infront on my kunai, "stop acting like a kid on drugs, we gotta go." He interupts me, "stop acting like a depressed kid like i was oBiTO" i tease him (kinda sounds weird ngl) he hits me in the stomach with his sharp a** elbow, "OWW WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT FOR A**HOLE!?" I yell, he looks at me and walks away, i run after him

Obito pov: this b**** is so damn annoying what the hell, "why are you following me?" I stop and tell him, "we have a mission together rat" i look at him, "together?, I think your mistaken, i dont have a mission, you do, im waiting for you to leave and eventually get captured so i can save you and then we'll ki-" he taked his kunai out and puts it against my throat, "say anymore and your dead." I stare at him in "shock", "wow so you arent a crybaby after all huh?" I stare at him trying to hold back my laughter, he was turning red, he put his kunai in his bag and took out a book, i bend over and ask, "hey whats that?" He pauses for a second and gave me enough time to read the- the first word., "AAAHAHAHS- DONT DO THAT PLUS WHY DO YOU CARE? YOU WOULDNT LIKE IT ANYWAYS-!" He scolds me, i look at him with the face that screams "im gonna punch you" i raise my fist and he does the weird handsign, "... Wait a minute... Thats-" he grins, "A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH" he yells out loud, i inhale and scream, LOUDLY "OW WHAT THE F*** KAKASHI WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?" I angerily stare at him, while he stands there laughing. He.. he looks kind of cute when he laughs.. NO NO- NO OBITO WHAT ARE YOU THINKING- "hmph." I gaze at him, i cletch my fists. ,"I-IM SOR-SORRY O-OBITO- HAHAHHSGEBSB-" he says while laughing at me, "DAMN YOU KAKASHI" he falls on the ground still laughing, banging the ground, suddenly a figure walks out of the bushes, i pull out my kunai, "WHO ARE YOU!?" I yell, kakashi FINALLY stops laughing and gets up, he pulls out his kunai aswell, "WHO'S THERE!?" He yells angerily, i look at kakashi, "mood swings." I mumble the figure gets closer, "Hey kakashi sensei and obito sensei! Its me naruto! Heh" .. that little bra- "hey naruto!" I put my kunai down "hello." Kakashi says in a strangely tired voice, he looks at both of us, turns back and walks away, "im going back home, i'll do the mission some other day, it cant be that important." He says while walking away, i bite my lip, "motherf***er. WE HAVE TO DO THE MISSION RIGHT NOW! LADY TSUNADE REQUESTED IT." He paused for a minute.

He turned around and walked over to me and put his hand on my shoulder.. "fine, i'll go, you happy?" ... Who does he think he is acting all lovely dovely infront of naruto. Without him here i wouldve been a flattened tire by now. Naruto stood in a corner with a smirk, the put a thumbs up and ran away laughing, i turned over to kakashi seeing that he was STILL TOO CLOSE TO ME- i was about to push him away until he took off his mask, looked dead at me in the eyes, and.. he.. kissed me. I just stood there in shock, until i snapped back, i pushed him away and backed up, gasping for air, kakashi and i made eye contact. Kakashi was blushing while i looked like a f***ing cherry tomato, "heh, sorry. I couldnt hold back!- you looked kinda cute lmao" I look at him redder then ever, "atleast warn me before you do." He glared at me for a few seconds and responded with, "but that would be no fun ya know? Anyways, lets stop talking and get going." He put his mask back on and i starting to walk faster, "well now that happened, it wouldnt be awkward when i kiss you after i save your life from the akatsuki." I chuckled

Kakashi pov: akatsuki.. i cant him yet. He's gonna hate me... Forever.. i'll let him find out by himself. No hints either. "Haha yeah!" I nervously said. He looked at me kind of concerned, "you okay kakashi? Your acting suspicious." He said, i look at him, Oh sh*t, uh- make up an excuse! Fast!-, "huh? Oh no! Im fine heh! Im like this everyday, dw" i lie, he looked at me while squinting his eyes, "alright, if you say so bakashi!" He giggles, i blush lightly, "heh-" WAIT- AM I- am i in.. inlove?. That kiss thing was a joke! Really!- i didnt mean it in that way.. his lips were so soft thou- AH- NO WHAT ARE YOU THINKING! I snap back to reality, "obito?? Obito where'd you go? Stop playing hide and seek and come out!"

Deidara pov: "thats him hm? Kakashi the copy ninja, also the 6 tails jinjuriki. He's kind of an idiot honestly, he reminds me of tobi.'" i mumble, "dont get distracted thinking about that idiot. focus on getting him. We already got his friend, we need him." Whispered itachi, "got it, we'll do a sneak attack, you go infront and try friendly talk, i'll sneak up from behind and tie him up." I say happily, "dont get too excited, keep in mind, he is the 6 tails jinjuriki. We dont need him for sacrifice either. We need him as a member. We'll only grow stronger with him in it, we already tried that stupid 9 tailed jinjuriki naruto, he wouldnt even let me say a word." He says basically emotionless, "im well aware of that itatchi, now lets before he gets away, it was a pain finding him."

Kakashi pov: Where did that idiot go now!? Did i loose him? Did someone abduct him! DID HE- .. ISNT THAT.. "itachi." I stummer, "i will not hurt you. Im not looking for a fight. I just want to talk to you about something." He claimed, should i.. should i believe him..? NO OFCOURSE NOT! HE'S AN AKATSUKI MEMBER! But.. i could give him another chance.. just like obito.."very well then, what do you want to talk about" i say, he looked into my eyes and smiled, "well," Someone sneaks up behind me and covers my mouth with a cloth and ties my hands and legs with ropes. "We got him. It wasnt as hard as a expected." Exclaimed deidara, "MHHHMPHH" i tried to talk but every word sounded corrupted , "aww itatchi look~ he's trying to talk." He laughs and places one foot on me and grabs a bat, "your coming with us." My eyes widen and i get knocked out, due to the fact that deidara just hit my head eith a f***ing baseball bat.
Hiya!💞 How are you! I hope you liked this! Anyways, see you next time! Theres a glitch in which it skips a few lines so if the story doesnt make sense in the middle its probably that, Baibai!!