Help me, this is gonna be so bad 🖤🖤❤❤💀💀everything happened all the sudden help
"Whatcha lookin' at, hm obito?" At that moment, i realized i was staring at his d*ck the whole time i was lost in my thoughts. "WHA- I-" i jumped back and started blushing like crazy, "i-" i was gonna apologize until- "what? " "WHAT? I- UH-" i screamed at him, not realizing my guard was down. "Cant speak?" 'What is wrong with him?', I didnt even realize he was walking closer to me, all the sudden he touches my FACE???
I slap his hand away from my face as fast as i could, "AHH,WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" damn, that was close... "heh, my bad, darling." He chuckled, 'jesus christ, his chuckle creepy' "HEY, WHO YOU CALLING DARLING!?"... 'im so stupid. Who else could it be, other than me? Im the only one here, with... kakashi.' "You, who else, hm? The tree?" God he's annoying. "It would be better if you called the tree darling rather than me." "Alright, then what should i call you then? Daddy? Oops, you'll be calling me that when im done with you." HUH!? NOT ONLY IS HE ANNOYING, HES PERVERTED TOO!? "No way i'll ever call you that, d*ckhead!", "we'll see about that." He slowly pulled down his mask, "uh- what are you-", "you have a big mouth. Big enough to fit my d*ck insi-", "WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!?" Oh sh*t- i Lost control again. "Me? Shut up? You shiuld be the one shutting up because your making me h*rny." EH??? "Heh, gotcha." HUH!? WHEN DID HE- "OW- F*** YOU KAKASHI!!", "i'll be the one f***ing you obito~"
.. i swear if he says something perverted and h*rny i'll- "Your looking really hot in those handcuffs, baby~." My eyes twitch, "awwe, is someone mad?~", "how about you stop f***ing teasing me?" Im glad that the other sentence didnt come out if my mouth. "Alright, if you say so~", "WAIT NONO- NOT LIKE THAT YOU H*RNY B****" he laughs, as if he would ever listen to me. "Oh come one~ just once~" he whispers in my ear, it sent shivers to my spine,
"back up.", "heh, i dont want to." This idiot, he grabs my face and stares deeply into my soul, "you look like your ready to kill me." "because i am." I wish i could just snap these handcuffs in half and punch him in the face, whats happening to him? Last time i remembered that he liked rin.. was that a lie?
He slowly walked up tp me lifted my face up with his finger, i hate this. "Obi~" kakashi whispering in my ear, in a deep, husky voice, it made me blush a bit.. "OBITO-SENSEI!!" Huh?? That voice sounds familliar... .. naruto. Kakashi stepped back while naruto jumped infront of me, sakura and sai came too, so did lee. "Well well well.. look who decided to show up" kakashi chuckles, "...kakashi..sensei.." naruto mumbles, in a sad, low tone. "Naruto!! Snap out of it!! He isnt our sensei anymore!! Focus! He's an enemy!" Sakura shouted, she was able to snap naruto back to reality, "right!" Naruto, sakura and sai pull out their kunai, are they stupid or something?? THEY ARE FIGHTING KAKASHI. THE COPY JINJA THAT KNOWS A THOUSAND JUTSU.
Kakashi pov:
I watch as sai tries to get obito out of those handcuffs using the lock picking technique, "long time see, eh naruto?" Its funny watching them get ready to attack me. They'll never be able to touch me. I see naruto smirk, i know what that means, i quickly move out of the way and throw 5 shurikens at the shadow clone behind me, it disappears, i lift two of my fingers up into the air, deidara, itachi and sasori jumped out of the trees "reinforcements." Sakura mumbled, "now its fair, 3 vs 3, though i did think i could handle all three of you alone." I chuckle, "three? You guys are four." The blonde says while shaking,"oh.. i wont be fighting little brats like you." I say, naruto clenched his hand, he puts two fingers up and two fingers infront of them, "shadow clone jutsu!" Naruto yells, he spawns 2 shadow clones, im guessing to help him with his rasengan.
"Deidara, you'll be fighting sai, sasori, you'll be fighting sakura, itachi.. you'll be fighting naruto. Good luck." I pat itachi's back and deidara grabs my hand, "and where will you be?" Deidara questions, staring deep into my soul, "i-" i grab deidara's hand and take it off mine, i run as fast i can, i grab obitos hand and drag him somewhere far away from them, "Obito sensei!" Naruto yells, while naruto is distracted sasori tries to attack him with his puppets
With kakashi and obito
I pin obito to a tree, i put his hands up and put a kunai infront of his throat, "dont say a word, obi."
AYYY CLIFFHANGER LMAOOOOO
Also im gonna stop cutting out the swear words bc like.... i dont remember-
OH RIGHT, bc im too lazy to add '*' in every bad word haha
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i'll never come back (Naruto Fanfic)
Randomkakashi joins the akatsuki, no one knew, until tsunade found out, the news was spread that kakashi had gone missing
