i'll never come back (Naruto Fanfic)

training with deidara

I heard someone coming so i quickly hid the lunch box and sat there pretending like i was watching their every move, "thank you kakashi." Sasuke whispered, deidara walked in and looked at naruto then he looked at me, "kawaiishi, lets go train together, after all we have a big day tomorrow right?" I didnt know what he was talking about so i agreed, he said it was a big day tmrw so id probably gonna be a fight, us vs the hidden leaf i guess, while we were walking outside he asked me something, "say... Do you have a crush on anyone? Just curious ya know" i blushed a little bit, "no, not at the moment.." deidara didnt seem to care, he was really nice about it too, when we finally reached our training grounds we took our positions and made a simple rule, "no killing" we both nodded and started fighting (im not the fighting type author so this will be cringy) i started with throwing a few kunais at him to distract him, he dodged them easily, i teleported behind him using the teleportation jutsu and kicked him, he went flying, little did i know he was planning this, he threw some of his explosive spiders at me and laded perfectly straight on the ground, when he thought they were close enough he made them explode, they didnt hit me so i was fine, just a few marks here and there, when the smoke was thick i used my chidori and ran out, he saw it coming and dodged it, he pulled out a kunai and so did i, i jumped in the air trying to land a few kicks on him but he dodged them with his hand, i threw a kunai at him and he backflipped out of the way so the kunai doesnt hit him man this guy is tough, i backed up and used a shadow clone, i remember that i copied narutos rasingan so i just used that, ultimately missing. (-skipping till the fight is over bc i cant do this-)
"Good fight kawaiishi" deidara said happily, he didnt mind loosing to me lol, when we went in we saw that sasuke was about to escape, so i ran over and deidara gave me another rope, while i untied sasuke deidara held him on the pole so he wouldnt run away, "whew, that was close" deidara said relaxed, he sat on the chair and i sat on the floor next to him, i wonder what itachi and the others are doing. Meh i dont care!- deidara looked pretty tired so he got up and went to our room, i got up and went to our room too because i had nothing better to do, when i opened the door i found deidara on the bed trying to sleep, "sorry, did i disturb you-?" I asked him, "nah its fine, i was getting lonely anyways." He said, i sat on my side of the bed and got out my favourite book to read at a time like this, ~Makeout paradise~ hohoho, "whatcha reading?" Deidara asked me, "oh its nothing." I told him, he stared at me and went back to sleep, a few hours later i put the book back and laid down, i looked at deidara and ran my fingers through his hair, "woah.. its so soft-" i whispered to myself, i smiled and tried to sleep, i couldnt sleep. I've been awake for.. i dont know, 3 hours? Just staring at the ceiling, next thing i knew deidara was hugging me while he was sleeping, heh- thats cute- ahhh what am i thinking! I slowly got up from bed trying not to wake deidara up, i opened the door and seaked out of the base, i used my teleportation jutsu to go to konoha, i wanted to do something there. I sneaked in trying to be as quite as i can so i dont get caught, i reach the hokages building, oh shoot i forgot something, i run to the _____________ and i come back, i pour some gasoline around the building and splash some on it, i take out a match and ignite it, as im about to throw it on the gasoline i hear a noise behind me, "kakashi?.." it sounded familiar, but i didnt care, i'll deal with then after i light this sh*tty building on fire. Have fun tsunade. I throw the match on the gasoline and see how the building catches on fire, i hear some guards running towards me and people running out of their houses, i get spotted, ofcourse, i turn around to see obito, standing there, doing nothing at all, "its been a while obito." He doesnt react. He just stands there, i see a drop of water fall from his eyes. "Crying? Really?" I realize how cold hearted i got in only 2 weeks, i use my teleportation jutsu to teleport back to the akatsuki base, i walk inside and see EVEYONE standing there, waiting for me, "where have you been kakashi?" Hidan asked, "i- well i went to konoha. To- to do something." I sounded suspicious, "to do what?" Deidara also asked, i think he woke up and realized im missing and decided to tell everyone. "Well.. i set the hokages building on fire, nothing too serious" they all smirked, "very well, now go to sleep because we're going to konoha later. I wouldnt want any of you to be tired." Pain scolded us all, he turned around and left so did the others, me and deidara went to our room and went to sleep.