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(Danny Jones and Harry Judd are walking down the corridor and Danny's moaning at Harry)

Danny: MAAAATTTEEE! Come on! how come you don't realise what you've done to me? (Points at his eye and Harry doesn't notice)

Harry: What?

Danny: What is my finger doing?

Harry: Pointing-

Danny: Yeah, what at?

Harry: I don't care...

Danny: Idiot

Harry: (threateningly) What?

Danny: Nothing!-

Harry: Yeah, that's what I thought.

Danny: I'm pointing at my EEEYYYEEE

Harrry: What about it

Danny: you whacked me in the eye with your drum sticks

Harry: so..

Danny: you have to take me to the hospital

Harry: all right

(Stephen Mulhern walks up to them)

Stephen: come see my magic show tonight at 6pm

Harry: no ( drags Danny by his hand)

Danny: be more gentle. Oh by the way Stephen I'll go

Harry: no he won't

Danny: I will

Harry: Shut Up, we are going to the hospital now.

Danny: Why?

Harry: Cuz you hurt your eye, you just said.

Danny: Oh yeah.

(Harry and Danny walk outside the school gates and see a limo, Amanda Holden walks outside, wearing Jayne Torvill's bolero dress)

Amanda: This is my limo, move-

Harry: Why the heck are you dressed like that? In Jayne's dress?

Amanda: Because Simon is taking me on a date.

Harry: Didn't you break up or something?

Amanda: Well, I dunno, but Simon said he would give me a load of money if I could steal Jayne Torvill's dress and order a limo.

Harry: I still don't get what the 'date' part has to do with this.

Amanda: He said if I wear this for the date, he will steal Chris' outfit and wear it.

Harry: What exactly are you doing for this 'date' anyway?

(Simon Cowell struts outside wearing Christopher Dean's outfit, Harry almost throws up)

Simon: Hey, we are going to the Nottinghamshire ice rink to pretend to be Jayne and Chris for money, look, I've even bleached my hair!

Amanda: Why?-

Harry: What sort of 'date' is that?

Amanda: Free Money

(David Walliams comes outside wearing Christopher Dean's outfit)

Simon: What are you wearing?

David: What are YOU wearing?

Simon: Chrees Beans outfit

David: Woah! How did you get the exact copy?

Simon: No copying involved, I just stole it.

David: How did you steal it? Cuz I stole this, from Chris' wardrobe.