THE HOMIES
Mikey
UM??
THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN MY HOUSE????
Draken
Honestly your fault that you didn't keep track
Mikey
NO LIKE
IT WAS THERE A DAY AGO
Now it's all gone..
Smiley
What... 😟
Y/N
Does that mean there's a toilet paper thief?? LMAO??
Mikey
I GUESS SO?
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if it was Izana 🙄
Kazutora
Even if he was why did he take everything though 💀
It'd be even more petty if he just left a singular toilet roll
Chifuyu
Me locking my doors and windows rn knowing that's what you would do.. 😰
Baji
If I was the thief, that isn't all that I would take 😈
Chifuyu
LEAVE PEKE J ALONEEE
I JUST GOT HIM BACK 😭😭
Baji
THERE WILL COME A DAY WHERE HE WILL BE MINE 👹
Chifuyu
GET BACK YOU FIEND, BACK 🤺
Mitsuya
Wait did Mikey just say that he was bare on toilet paper??
Mikey
Yeah.. why 😒
Mitsuya
Uh... cause me too...
Y/N
NAUR WHAT
ANOTHER VICTIM⁉️ 😭
Mitsuya
Literally 10 minutes ago I was searching the entire house for the toilet paper HELP
Hakkai
How does that even happen.. 😃
Angry
UHH
SMILEY
NAHOYA
BROTHER
HELP
IT'S ALL GONE
Smiley
HUH??????
Draken
Good lord..
Smiley
Oh for FUCKS sake
Angry
Nooo our toilet paperrrrr 😭😭
Baji
FROM RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSES???
Smiley
YEAH???
Pah
What in the actual..
Y/N
omg is the thief gonna come for my house next 😰
Kokonoi
Don't jinx it...
Inui
I hope you get robbed for what you did on Ebay 😐
Kokonoi
Naur..
Hakkai
CAN WE PLEASE FORGET ABOUT THAT 😭😭
Y/N
LMFAOOOA
INUPI AIN'T EVER LETTING THIS ONE GO
Inui
I'm going to hold it over your head until the day you die.
Kokonoi
This is retribution.. 🗿
Mitsuya
Yeah uh,
There's a bit of a toilet paper snatchin situation going on here...
Your grudge can wait 💀
Kazutora
LMFAO this is robbery in broad daylight
Smiley
Nah how tf did they move at the speed of light
They deadass took everything while we were still here...
Y/N
Why do I have a sneaking suspicion on who it is..
Mikey
Wait you do?
Name and address rn 👇
Y/N
Chill not yet,,
It's just a hunch, but let me do something stupid to prove it
Draken
Imagine Y/N dying to a toilet paper thief
Y/N
Honestly that'll be on me 💀
Mitsuya
Please stay safe 😭🤞
Y/N
Not sure if I can even promise that LMFAOA
Like, what if I just.. set up a toilet paper trap
Chifuyu
This thief starvin fr fr
Hakkai
Is this gonna work.. 💀
Y/N
If it's who I think it is, it will
Smiley
Who even needs this much fucking toilet paper... 😦
Angry
ong...
Baji
OJHSUT
OURS IS GONE??/::*
SHITG
MY MOMS GONNA BEAT MY ASS
Y/N
WHAT? 💀
Baji
She thought I did something with our toilet paperOHWATHRH
UH BYE GUYS
【 Baji is offline !! 】
Kazutora
WELL.
Mitsuya
Nice to know that I won't be alone 🙂
My moms gonna be so mad too...
Hakkai
Lowkey terrified because of what Taiju might do if ours got stolen🧍♂️
Chifuyu
Godspeed 😔🙏
Mikey
The tp thief literally has godspeed 🙄
Angry
HELPP 😭
Y/N
Oh my fucking god..
I can't believe I was right.. 💀💀
Mitsuya
Wait you know who it is???
Y/N
Yeah so I just put a packet of toilet paper in my driveway, and waited while watching from our cams like it's fnaf
And I caught the culprit on tape but deadass had to go frame by frame to make out who it was 💀
Y/N
➪ reply to Mitsuya: Yeah it was that Gojo dude 😭
Smiley
HUHHH
Mikey
Gets up and leaves 🚶
Kokonoi
Mickle boutta file a complaint to Jujutsu High ✋
Draken
The Invincible Mikey gon pull up in an Uber 💀
Mikey
Nah I'd run the whole way there fueled on nothing but unadulterated spite
Smiley
Honestly same 😟
Angry
That blindfolded mf again... 😭😭
【 Baji is online !! 】
Baji
NAH I GOT MY ASS BEAT OVER HIM⁉️
Kazutora
Gojo fr visited your bathroom, robbed you, then dipped 💀
Baji
Boutta go join Mickle and give them 1 star yelp reviews 😐
Y/N
ON A SCHOOL???
Baji
Put that on my resume 😎
Chifuyu
I'm pretty sure "toilet paper thief" is going on Gojo's resume.. 💀
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"Tokyo revenger? I hardly even know her!" , tokyorev chatfic
FanfictionJust Y/n and their friends doing god knows what in the chatrooms. :: (!manga spoilers!, !swearing!, ambiguous timeline, everyone lives/no one dies, gn!y/n, platonic 👍) (also a few mini crossovers but they're just old & dedicated chapters) :: ...
