"Tokyo revenger? I hardly even know her!" , tokyorev chatfic

16 ・ It's always E-bay but never E-bae 😔

THE HOMIES

Kokonoi
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT SOLD FOR 2,000 DOLLARS
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK... ⁉️⁉️

Chifuyu
Wait WHAT 😦

Smiley
HUHH

Draken
TWO THOUSAND????!! FOR WHAT???

Inui
Koko what did you do.. 😰😰

Kokonoi
So um,,
I put something up for auction on Ebay and uh... 🦧

Y/N
YOU DID??? BUT WHY 😭

Kokonoi
YEAH OK LOOK I JUST DID IT AS A JOKE-
But I don't think it's a joke anymore.. 💔

Mitsuya
Soooo......
What sold for two thousand...??

Kokonoi
Scratches ass

Hakkai
Better fess up.. 🤨

Smiley
Yeah tell us 👁️👁️

Angry
Why am I lowkey scared🧍

Kokonoi
So you know Taiju's feet pic right

Y/N
NOOOOOOOOOOO

【 Hakkai has gone offine !! 】

Kazutora
TOO MUCH OF A CURVEBALL, TOO MUCH

Inui
WHYYYY WOULD YOU DO THISSSS KOKOOO

Kokonoi
I'M SORRY
I DON'T KNOWWWW

Mitsuya
I AM CURRENTLY IN INDESCRIBABLE ANGUISH 😭

Mikey
WHAT THE FUCK...

Baji
WAIT WHO THE FUCK BOUGHT IT⁉️⁉️⁉️

Kokonoi
...

Chifuyu
Naur way... 😰

Angry
Koko... what are you about to bring upon this world..

Kokonoi
Promise me that y'all will believe me if I tell you...

Y/N
What's even real at this point 😭😭
Just tell us and rip the bandaid off..

Kokonoi
Alright well-
Brace yourself for what you're about to hear
Especially you Inupi

Inui
Me?????? 😰

Kokonoi
It was Madarame Shion from Tenjiku

Inui
THE FORMER NINTH LEADER OF THE BLACK DRAGONS?????''!'!!'/
OH NAH I'VE LOST ALL HOPE
GOODBYE

Kokonoi
COME BACKKKJK😭

Kazutora
Inui losing his mind was not on my bingo card today

Chifuyu
And neither was Taiju's feet pic selling for 2k??????

Y/N
What's even funnier is that both Taiju and Shion were his former bosses 😭😭

Kokonoi
... What have I done  🕳️🚶

Smiley
Sooooo....
Uhh...
Who's gonna tell Izana 💀💀

Y/N
HOLY FUCK I FORGOT THAT SHION WORKED UNDER HIM
OH SHIT 😭

Draken
Mikey you do it

Mikey
Oh nah fuck that

Draken
Then what are we gonna do about this????

Chifuyu
Maybe we can just... slide it under the rug..??

【 Hakkai is online !! 】

Hakkai
My brother absolutely CANNOT hear about this, got it?
What stays here, stays here. 👇

Y/N
Righhttttt......
So you done crying?

Hakkai
No 😭

Mitsuya
LMFAOOA

Hakkai
TAKA-CHAN DON'T LAUGH..

Kazutora
It's all Koko's fault

Kokonoi
Honestly yeah.. I did something pretty stupid, clown emoji
We may have gotten 2 thousand dollars, but at what cost.. 😞

Inui
I'm gonna blacklist you from Ebay

Kokonoi
INUPI I'M SORRYYY 😭

Inui
Apology video with tears. rn.

Y/N
Friendship ruined with Inupi 🙅
Ebay is now my best friend 🤝
- Koko

Kokonoi
Y/N you're not helpingggg 😭

Y/N
Then whatchu want me to do ⁉️

Inui
Hug me??
Help me?????
Save me????????

Y/N
Alrighty guess I'm gonna leave to console this poor man 😭

Angry
Wait fr?? LMAO??

Y/N
Yeah cuz I feel bad🧍‍♀️
Did you see what happened????? 😭💀

Inui
Thank you 🙁
I'm never gonna forget what you did today Koko 👹
NEVAAAA

Kokonoi
I'm gonna go cry in the corner 🚶‍♂️

Hakkai
Deserved.
After you SOLD my brother's feet pics for 2 THOUSAND 😰

Kokonoi
HEY.
MAYBE I PUT IT UP FOR SALE BUT SHION WAS THE ONE WHO PAID

Angry
You didn't think to take the item down????

Kokonoi
I find it funny that I didn't

Hakkai
SO YOU LET HIM⁉️⁉️

Kokonoi
I THOUGHT HE WAS JOKING
I thought he was gonna win the auction and not pay just for shits and giggles
BUT HE ACTUALLY PAID THE PRICE 😭

Kazutora
Ykw that's pretty understandable honestly
If I saw Taiju's feet pics on Ebay, I would bid on it just to fuck around

Baji
Shion wasn't fucking around tho
And guess where that got him

Smiley
In huge trouble with Izana apparently 💀

Y/N
And with Taiju's feet pic 💀💀

Inui
Well.
That was traumatising 😃

Kokonoi
😭😭