Spring Broken

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Opening:

{The scene starts with Blitzo and the crew driving their gray van along the street.}

Blitzo: I love this song! {poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio} ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫

{Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.You just watching Smosh on your phone}

Blitzo: ♫ Fieeeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫

{They drive into an old crowded parking lot.}

Blitzo: ♫ Thoooought it might be love, but you went--♫

{A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.}

Blitzo: Unholy shit, fu-

{Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".}

Blitzo: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!

{Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.}

Blitzo: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your TITS out of my parking spot!

{The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.}

Blitzo: Oh, shit! Verosika!

Verosika:

{Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops

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{Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.}

Verosika: Blitzo. {pronounced the "o"}

Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is...

{Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.}

Blitzo: ...three Rings DOWN!

Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.

Blitzo: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!

Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.

{Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.}

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