Amazon Hell (Male Kamen Rider Amazon Omega reader x Helluva boss&Hazbin Hotel)

Ozzie's

[The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas's grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the office.]

Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

[Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.]

Millie: I'm still so jazzed up!

[She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.]

Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, [points finger guns] Babe, because guess where I'm taking you tonight?

Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!

[Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.]

Yn: Ozzie's?

Millie: [gasps] Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!

Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.

Millie: Moxxie!

[She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitzo rolls his eyes.]

Blitzo: [groans] Ugh, can you two not?

Moxxie: I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?

Blitzo: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.

Moxxie: Uh, no. The reservation is for us.

Blitzo: Uh huh!

Moxxie: Just us.

Blitzo: Mhm!

Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.

Blitzo: I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all.  See you lovebugs later!

[He whistles on his way out. Moxxie growls.]

Millie: Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and… clean this blood off.

Yn: You two go have fun, i just gonna stay home and relax my ass off.

[You exit the office only to be greeted by Verosika]

Verosika: Oh Yn, glad to see you. Listen i need you to do something for me.

Yn: You do know that you use that to make me go up stage and sing right?

Verosika: Yes, yes, i know but this is very important i need you to help me.

Yn: Ugh, Fine, what do you need?

Verosika: I need you to go to Ozzie's with me.

Yn: Excuse me!?

Verosika: Look, im a good friend with Asmodeus himself so he ask me to perform tonight at Ozzie's.

Yn: And?

Verosika: I jokingly say that i have a boyfriend but he thought it was real and say he want to meet this boyfriend tonight and hang up before i can explain anything.