This is only dnf (Dream + George) oneshots and no others sadly, but I can always make another of this is enjoyed! There will be other characters included in the story, but yk the main characters here.
When it comes to the fluff ones, (and they're l...
"Wait what do we need to make cookies?" George was putting on the apron I bought him. It read "Kiss the cook".
"We already have the stuff, it's: 3 cups all-purpose flour, ¾ cup brown sugar, 2 large eggs, 1 cup butter, softened, and 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips."
(I actually don't know, I fucking searched it up 💀)
Clay had all the ingredients laid out on the counter. "Let's start!" George looked at the steps on the phone. "First it's... preheat the oven to 350 degrees." Clay was already there and done. "Now sift flour and brown sugar into a bowl. Got it." George walked over to the cabinet and climbed up on the counter to grab a bowl.
"Babe, if you needed help you should have said something. I don't need you getting hurt." Clay picked up George off the counter. "I'm finee." George poured the flour and brown sugar into the bowl then looked back at his phone. He grabbed two eggs and cracked them into the bowl and began to mix. "Do we have a mixer or something, this is tiring~"
"We just started George, relax. Here, I'll start on the butter." Clay walked over and put a stick of butter into a bowl and mashed it with another mixer to soften it.
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"I finished mixing!" George admired his work and Clay threw in the softened butter. "Ughhh, do I have to mix again?" George complained. "I'll do it, give me." George handed the Clay the mixer and he began putting together the dough. He would fold in the chocolate chips every few times. While George waited, he wrapped his arms around Clay's waste and nuzzled his face into his back.
"How are you doing that so fast? Are you not tired?" George peaked his head out. "No, you're just lazy." Clay chuckled. "Am not!" "Yeah, you definitely are." "Well, you can be lazy sometimes too." "Okay, but not as much as you." Clay walked over to the baking sheet and placed the bowl full of raw cookie dough next to it.
"Want to shape the cookies?" Clay turned to face George. "I thought you'd never ask.." George pulled out cookie cutters from his pockets. "What the fuck are these George." "Uh- cookie cutters, idiot!" "Is this a penis-shaped cookie cutter?" "Yup. And this one says DNF, this is a heart, a gingerbread man, candy cane, Christmas tree, and-" George paused when he looked at the last four cookie cutters.
"ARE THESE SEX POSITIONS?" Clay picked them examined them. "Okay, I picked these out because I thought they were funny. Moving on! Let's go."
George poured out all the dough onto the sheet and rolled it out to its max. They each randomly placed their cookie cutters into free spaces and placed them onto a different sheet. Once the whole tray was filled, Clay took the tray and placed it into the oven. George set a timer for 15 minutes and they occupied themselves while they waited.
Clay was cleaning the counters and George was dancing to Christmas music. George was lip-syncing a song in Clay's face, so Clay picked up some remaining flour on the counter and threw it in his face. "PFT- HEY!" George spit out the flour onto Clay's apron. George scraped flour onto his hand and wiped it on Clay's face.
"You wanna play this game, Georgie?"
"I'm down to play your games hun.."
George strutted slowly towards with one hand behind his back. He easily mesmerized Clay and he took the opportunity to slap a handful of flour in the middle of his face.
George giggled at his pissed lover and ran to the other side of the island. "You're fucking dead." They ran around the counter and kitchen like they were children again.
*ding*
"I'll get it!" George ran over to the oven. Clay tiptoed behind George and slapped his ass with the flour in his hand.
"CLAYTON!" George jumped up and quickly turned around. Clay was wheezing at his revenge. "GET IT OFF!" George tried wiping the flour off with his hands. "Nope," Clay sat down on the stool.
George's face was slightly pink, he grabbed the tray of finished cookies and threw them on the counter. George grabbed the heart-shaped cookie and Clay grabbed the 'DNF' cookie.
"Mmm!" They looked at each other and giggled. George wiped remaining flour on Clay's cheek, "UGHH GEORGE!!"
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Word count: 758
I want this, lowkey
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