Mean Boys

Chapter 5

Third Person POV

Fundy was in a crying mess while Quackity and Slime were trying comfort the orange haired but he kept sobbing "Did he say why?" The blonde with lime streaks asked

The orange haired sniffed before sighing "Somebody told him about 5up" Quackity looked at George before at Fundy again "Who?"

"He said some guy on the baseball team." Fundy stiffed his tears trying to calm himself but tears kept pricking his eyes "Baseball team?" Slime questioned

Fundy slowly nodded "I gave him everything. I was half a virgin when I met him" before Slime got an idea to try cheer the orange haired up
"You wanna do something fun? You wanna go to Taco Bell?"

The orange haired looked at Slime in disgust "I can't go to Taco Bell, I'm on an all carb diet. God, Slime, you are so stupid!" As Fundy made his way towards his bathroom

"Fundy, wait. Talk to me." Quackity started following Fundy towards the bathroom "Nobody understands me." The raven shook his head to not believe that no one cares about the orange haired  "I understand you."

George saw the upset face on Slime's face before sitting next to him "You're not stupid, Slime" the blonde shook his head in disagreement  "No I am, actually I'm failing almost everything."

"Well, there must be something you're good at." George softly smiled to comfort the blonde "I can put my whole fist in my mouth. Wanna see?"

Slime was about put his fist in moth before the brunet stopped him "No. That's ok. Anything else?" George asked

"I'm kind of psychic.!I have a fifth sense." George looked at Slime with a confused face before asking "What do you mean?"

Slime sighed "It's like I have ESPN or something. My nipples can always tell when it's gonna rain." The brunet was kinda weirded out but nodded  "Really? That's amazing."

"Well, they can tell when it's raining." Slime smiled

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'I have to admit, I was mildly horrified when Dream didn't immediately ask me to be his boyfriend. I mean, I know he was sad, but how much time did he need? Fundy had moved on.'

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Fundy shoved 5up on his bed before climbing on top of him and started making out with him as the door slowly opened

"Do you guys need anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know. Oh, God love you." Mrs. Fox smiled as he watched his son and his boyfriend before closing the door

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'But overall, the plan was going pretty well. Dream had dumped Fundy, and he was unknowingly eating 5,000 calories a day. It was time to turn our attention to the army of skanks.'

"And finally, the nominees for Spring Fling Queen are as follows: Fundy Fox, Quackity Cas, Karl Jacobs.

Fundy was confused "What is happening to the world?" He whispered to himself not knowing what was happening

"And the final nominee.-"

Karl was shocked before he hit Foolish that was laughing "I couldn't help myself. It was so easy."

"-is George Davidson." The counselor read before turning off the speaker

George was shocked and confused before he turned to face his friends "Foolish, you put me in there too? That's not part of the plan."

"I didn't put you in there." Foolish shook his head denying it  "You mean I'm really nominated?" George was still shocked but greatful while Karl and Foolish did their best to burst into laugher