Boyfriend and his girlfriend walks on the streets, eyes wide and smiling, talking to each other. It seems they came back home after having a game of pac-man in the arcade.
"Oh and Bf, never rent that house that's owe by a mouse again, seriously his loud yelling creeps me out!" Girlfriend claims, she remembered the brown rat smiling like he's an alien invasion.
"Bep, bop skedoae (I still feel bad for the dead cat.)" Boyfriend replies, still smiling.
"Oh that kitty? He's pretty cute though..." Girlfriend blushed.
"Your thinking a dead cat cute?!" Boyfriend said his first english sentence after the 345th month.
While walking, Boyfriend noticed the purple golden figure in the alley, he knew who it was and was about to greet him when he saw Whitty, of all people.
"ATtee sae wa., boop skadep da daewa bame! (Oh look, it's a walking nuclear!)"
The red and blue ran to greet the bomb, who was going ballistic for stepping on a landmine.
"F#CK! WHAT THE HELL!!" The bomb yells, he turned to Bf, "Oh it's you."
Bf raises a microphone, which Whitty knew what it was, "Please no, I had enough for singing for toda-"
He just realized that his body immediately agreed, "WHAT THE HEL-"
"Three."
"Two."
"One."
"Go!"
"You just want to do this, don't you?"
"A E A A EE E EE A UU HH EE AAA AA EE OO UUUAA O."
"Alright i'm not going to give in."
"AA EE AA AA EE EE A A UUHHH EE A AOO UAAA UEUEAA."
"WOULD YOU STO-"
"Ee aa ee.-"
"I HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SH!T!!"
"LISTEN, YOU MIDGET, WHY NOT DIG YOURSELF A CASKET WHILE YOU STILL CAN. BLUE BALLS?!"
"EE A-"
"I'M NOT DONE."
'UUaaaa..."
" EE AA OEOE THESE NUTS, YOU TRYNA WIN AGAINST GUYS SO YOU CAN INCREASE YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S AFFECTION RATE."
"EE A-"
"I'M STILL NOT DONE, SHORTY, YOU JUST SO DESPERATE TO EARN A GIRL WHEN YOU KIND OF RISK YOUR ACADEMIC RECORDS FOR SIMPING!"
"AA-"
"IF YOU BE A GIGA-CHAD LIKE ME AND BOB, YOU COULD'VE SCORED ONE BY BEING YOURSELF."
"IN REALITY, YOUR JUST A SORE LOSER, AYE?"
"AHR-"
"LOOK AT RON, EVEN WHEN HE HATES GIRLS HE EVEN GOT SOME B!TCHES."
"AU-"
Whitty proceed to turn blue, yanking Gf away from the alley as the battle commence.
"EVEN LITTLE MAN, WHO BARELY WORKS OUT GOT MORE MUSCLES THAN YOU!"
"TOOK YOU 7 WEEKS TO GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO FINALLY EMBRACE YOU WHEN I SCORED CAROL IN AN ESTIMATE TIME OF ONE DAY."
"RON GOT HIS GIRL IN TWO SECONDS."
"AND WE DON'T TALK ABOUT AMOR."
"ARE YOU JEALOUS HOW THAT ONE GUY WHO LOVES CEREAL ABLE TO SCORE NIKKU (Not Sunky.)"
"Y'SEE HERE, LIL F!CK. IF YOU THINK RAPPING BATTLING WILL SOLVE PROBLEMS THEN YOU ARE DEAD WRONG!"
Whitty punches Bf, whose arrow world didn't even activate. "AURHGH-"
"STOP YOUR WHINNING, EVEN THE BLACK GUY WHO WORKS IN THE GYM GOT FOREVER NEENA AND YOUR GF TO SIMP OVER HIS HARD-WORKING MUSCLES."
"IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A REAL MAN, AT LEAST GET A LIFE."
"YOU CAN'T EVEN RAP BATTLE AGAINST RENT, YOU'RE DIRT POOR WHO HAD NO MOTHER AND FAMILY, RELY ON THE BLUE AND PINK BABYSITTER TO TAKE CARE OF YOU."
"YOUR SIBLINGS IS A LITERAL RAT, AND YOUR SISTER IS TOO BUSY SINGING IN JAPAN TO CARE ABOUT YOU."
"YOU WORE THE SAME CLOTHING FOR ONE YEAR."
"RUV WOULD'VE BUST YOUR EARS BY NOW."
"GET A REAL JOB, EVEN JULIAN HERE SAYS YOU'RE A BAD WORKER, Although he ordered wrong food at the wrong restaurant."
"YOU GOT CLAPPED BY A LITERAL-"
Bf had enough, he yells. "DUDE, WHAT THE F!CK."
"I SAID WHAT I SAID."
"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'VE SAID, UNLIKE ME I GOT TONS OF AFFECTION WHILE YOU WERE TAKING YOUR SWEET LIL' TIME WITH CAROL."
"Wh-"
"I'VE GOT FANS, AND A HORDE OF FAN GIRLS, WHAT DO YOU GOT?"
"ONE, AND YOU'RE EVEN A VIRGIN!"
"EVEN THAT RANDOM-ASS GUY FROM STEPHANINE MOD GOT LAID IN 12 HOURS."
"AND MOST OF ALL, YOUR MOD IS CANCELLED."
Whitty talks back.
"YA THINK YOU CAN KEEP UP WITH THIS HEAT? DIDN'T YOUR MAMA SAY NOT TO PLAY WITH FIRE?"
Silence.
"OH WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE AN-"
Boyfriend yells back.
"YOU TALK A WHOLE LOT OF SMACK FOR SOMEONE WHO HAD PLAY STATION EYES, JUST TO GET HARD."
⇱VINE BOOM.⇲
"WHAT'S WRONG, LIL BOMBER, IS THE ROD'S NOT WORKING ANYMORE?"
⇱VINE BOOM.⇲
"YOU SPENT YOUR LIFE HIDING FROM A LITERAL CLOUD AND DD, FOR ME WHOSE BEING TARGETTED DAILY, I LIVED A BETTER LIFE THAN YOU DID!"
⇱VINE BOOM.⇲
"MAYBE IF YOU STOP RIPPING THOSE DD POSTERS, YOU'LL ABLE TO GET A REAL LIFE FOR ONCE."
⇱VINE BOOM.⇲
"I HAD A JOB, AND YOU GOT NONE, YOU'RE EVEN HOMELESS AND TO ADD, HOW DO YOU EVEN EAT?"
⇱VINE BOOM.⇲
"A LITERAL CHILD WITH ROBOT ON HER BACK IS EVEN HARDER THAN YOU!"
"MAYBE IF YOU GET SOME HAIR AND NOT BE BALD, YOU'LL ABLE TO GET CAROL'S AFFECTION FOR ONCE!"
⇱VINE BOOM.⇲
Whitty proceed to cry, "AUHHRHGHG, WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE...!!!!!/1?!"
Girlfriend just came back, and witness Whitty defeated, "What the hell just happened?"
Bf turns to her, "Let's just say I made an armless comeback."
"Wait, where's my arms?!" Bf turns to Gold, who just came out of the soup store.
"I'm dead."
"Yes you are." Gf barks back, but she turned to see Whitty turning red. "Uh, Bf? He's going to explode..."
"Bee-"
Whitty nukes everyone, and everyone died, the end.
Disclaimer: This chapter is a joke, no offence to Whitty or other mods is taken seriously.
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