That awkward moment when you're watching a movie and it transitions into a sex scene and your parents decide to walk in like:
"What the hell are you watching?"
"Uh..I was just flipping through the channels and this was on..but I stopped flipping right as you walked in so... *poker face*" Those are the moments where you wish you could just sink into the floor.
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That moment when the teacher wants to talk to you:
"I need to talk to you. Privately" *pulls you out into hallway*
"Yeah?"
*teacher stares at you ominously*
"Well, according to the substitute's notes, you-"
"I SWEAR I DIDN'T GLUE HER HAIR TO THE DESK! IT WAS ALL KAYLA'S FAULT!"
*gives you what the f?ck look*
"Alright then. As I was saying, the substitute said that you in particular were on task the entire time, so you can have a piece of candy."
*mental thank fuck*
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That moment when the beat drops.
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That moment when you're at a friend's house, and you're pretty sure they're dead:
What the hell am I supposed to do about this? Nobody else is in the house, and we were watching a horror movie. I bet the cops are gonna think I did it. I bet they're gonna think I got the ideas from the movie. Unless nobody calls the cops. I need to hide the body.
*pushes body into closet*
*Friend walks back out looking dead*
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? I WAS SLEEPING YOU DUMBFUCK!"
"Well I found a comfier place for you to sleep. And it's darker in the closet, so you wouldn't be disturbed. I was doing you a favor."
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That moment when you open a pack of gum in class.
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I am so bored sooo this is a thing now I guess. //-O
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Guide To Not Giving A Fuck About Anything
HumorIt's a really long name I know, but I decided to do this. Most the time all of it will be random, but I guess I can be serious sometimes.
