Lirik Lagu Hypnosis Mic

Ah, Oosaka Dreamin' Night

[ROMAJI]

Hai domo DOTSUITARE HOMPO desu
Sammui ondokei minus yondo desu
Eh dare no sei tte ondoreya ondore
Potto de shiroutogei ni sasu todome
Tateita ni mizu sara sara to nagareru ga
Nagasareru ki wa sara sara nai
Mushiro ore iro ni massara ni nuru de
Sasaran yatsu wa oran yaro yuute
Furi mo dashi mo kiite hen raimu ja
Furidashi ni modoru sono te no dice
Ima sara jitabata shite mo shirangana
Tamuketaro ka higanbana
I'm a Tragic Comedy number one
Mattanashi kyou mo maku ga aitara
Kuchi no waruso na oshiri ni oshioki chuu
Igo omishiri oki yoroshuu hona ne

Hora ugomeku dai tokai
Koyoi mo yurameku spotlight
Yudanetemi iya sono mi o ladies and gentlemen
Sukkyanen tte hold me tight
Aa oosaka dreamin' night
Yakamashii gurai ga choudo ee wa
Kore ga naniwa no sutairii

Yoku iware masse messa shibui
Yo kushibare okuba to kenshi
Monku tareru kasu wa minna guilty
DOTSUITARE HOMPO in the building

Entenka sura kourasu gerende sura tokasu
Terentekuda no kazu gensen suru tefuda
Fukuro no nezumi-chan ga mata
Furasu chi no ame call me rainmaker
Namida to kane call me rainmaker
Sashidasu kasa hora
Itsu demo ame yadore
Hadaka no baby awaya dorei
Demo damasareta no wa anata no sei
Ikasazu korosazu shitsukeru
Kyoushi manzaishi ishi bengoshi
Shi to ao ga reshimono mina petenshi
Ore wa MC hito yonde MasterMind

Hora ugomeku dai tokai
Koyoi mo yurameku spotlight
Yudanetemi iya sono mi o ladies and gentlemen
Sukkyanen tte hold me tight
Aa oosaka dreamin' night
Yakamashii gurai ga choudo ee wa
Kore ga naniwa no sutairii

Yoku iware masse messa shibui
Yo kushibare okuba to kenshi
Monku tareru kasu wa minna guilty
DOTSUITARE HOMPO in the building

Ah, o-ore?
Oke, eeto doushiyo?
Ah, o-ore wa Rosho... Tsutsujimori...
Tsuzuki no moji ga dete koohen
Ah yabai doushiyo aaah yabai
Gomen, doushiyo?

Hey teacher, WISDOM, hitokoto iisuu ka?
Iya ore no ban ya warikomisu na!
Hah, nani agarishou ki ni sun na!
Orera ga kumeba itchou agarissho!

Shomo na iya dajareyan
Koko ni kite no dajare akaten
Kamahen kamahen sono choushi de come again

Iya gaki no tsukai yara arahen de omae
Iku zo!
Kokuban, getabako, chooku, surippa
Ijimekko tachi ni chooku suriipaa?
Oo kurushii ka mada koufuku shinai?
Jaa taki ni ai no muchi oufuku binta?
Akan, akan

Maiku nigireba yousha wa shinai
Kyoui kushi naosu kuoufu no ichiya
Ningen ika doubutsu miman no heitaa
Shitsukeru toppu buriidaa!

Hora ugomeku dai tokai
Koyoi mo yurameku spotlight
Yudanetemi iya sono mi o ladies and gentlemen
Sukkyanen tte hold me tight
Aa oosaka dreamin' night
Yakamashii gurai ga choudo ee wa
Kore ga naniwa no sutairii

Yoku iware masse messa shibui
Yo kushibare okuba to kenshi
Monku tareru kasu wa minna guilty
DOTSUITARE HOMPO in the building

[ENGLISH]

Hi there~ It's Dotsuitare Hompo~
Seems like the temperature's dropped below 4 degrees
Who's responsible? You, you assholes
Out of the pot, a finishing blow for you amateurs
A flow so smooth like running water
But not enough to sweep me away
Rather, I'll merely paint you in color
I'm not the type to lie down and get stabbed, you know?
Is there really a way to rhyme "free" with "dashi"
Go back to the start with a toss of the dice
It's too late to try and struggle, don't ask me
An offering for you? A red spider lily
I'm a Tragic Comedy, no.1
No waiting, not when the curtains open today
Being a foul-mouthed ass deserves a punishment, right
Then after this let's get to know each other well~

Look at the writhing big city
Tonight's sparkling spotlight
Entrust me with your body now, ladies & gentlemen
I like it when you hold me tight
Ahh, Osaka dreamin' night
"Let's make it noisy in here"
This is Naniwa's Style

It's no good to be told that it's too hard~
Yo! So grit your molar and canine teeth
All the scum that complain are guilty
Dotsuitare Hompo in the building!

Things freeze even under the burning sun
Ski slopes melt even in the cold
A frequent use of wiles, a careful selection of cards
Mice get shoved into a bag
I make the blood rain, call me rainmaker
Tears and money, call me rainmaker
Hold out your umbrella, look
I'll always keep you shelter from the rain
In no time, baby, you'll be my naked slave
But it's your own fault that you got deceived
I'll discipline you while keeping you alive
Teacher, manzai, doctor, lawyer
Those who everyone looks up to, all swindlers
I'm an MC, call me MasterMind

Look at the writhing big city
Tonight's sparkling spotlight
Entrust me with your body now, ladies & gentlemen
I like it when you hold me tight
Ahh, Osaka dreamin' night
"Let's make it noisy in here"
This is Naniwa's Style~

It's no good to be told that it's too hard~
Yo! So grit your molar and canine teeth
All the scum that complain are guilty
Dotsuitare Hompo in the building!

Ah? Oh, me next? Okay, er, um, now what...
Aah, I-I'm, Rosho Tsutsujimori...
Then, um, the next letter to come out is, uh...
Ah, crap... what do I do...!

Hey, teacher! WISDOM, can I put in a few words?
No, don't interrupt on my turn!
Huh? Getting stage-fright? Don't worry about it!
If we work together we'll get through it!

That's useless, and stop with those puns!
Puns... come here and I'll- give you a failing mark-
No problem, no problem
Let's keep the rhythm without quarreling!

No, this isn't "Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende"
Let's go! Blackboard, shoebox, chalk, slippers!
...stopping bullies with a choke-hold?
Oh, it's not painful yet? You aren't giving up?
Then, sometimes a loving lashing
Can be like a double slap to the face?
No good, no good!

If you're holding a mic then I won't have mercy
In one night I'll make you fear re-education
A hater is less than human; less than animal
I'll be your disciplinary top breeder!!

Look at the writhing big city
Tonight's sparkling spotlight
Entrust me with your body now, ladies & gentlemen
I like it when you hold me tight
Ahh, Osaka dreamin' night
"Let's make it noisy in here"
This is Naniwa's Style~

It's no good to be told that it's too hard~
Yo! So grit your molar and canine teeth
All the scum that complain are guilty
Dotsuitare Hompo in the building!