I did it again didn't I: Not a chapter-

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...I wanted to do this again it was fun its also 1 am so-


Casey: What's a word for a mix of being angry and sad?-

Marky: Disgruntled? Misery? Desolated?-

Lena: Smad-

Both of them look at her: The fuck??


Casey: We all have our demons-

Casey:*holding up Lena* And this one happens to be ours-


Lena: Z is just a sideways N-

Casey: For the love of god get out of my room-

Lena: Zo-


Anyone: So Butter, care to introduce me to your team?

Butter: Sure-

Butter:*points to Aki* Our resident brain cell and older sibling figure-

Butter:*points to Casey, Toad and Shoty* the Problem children-

Butter:*points to Small, Haven, and Lena* And the anarchists-

Butter: Any questions?

The person who decided it would be a good idea to ask: Yes, Several-


Casey: Hey Lee? Can you do me a favor?

Lena: I'd literally murder someone for you, but sure-

Casey: Can you do the dishes?

Lena: Absolutely not-


Lena, taping up a falling beam with flex tape: If you aren't able to solve all your problems with flex tape, you aren't using enough flex tape-

Marky:....what?-


Casey/Aki: What are you gonna bring to the dinner?

Lena/Smalls on a bad day: My negative attitude and sparkling personality-


Lena: I swing both ways-

Lena: Violently-

Lena: With a sword-

Lena: Come at me, fuckers!


Marky: Let's take a break to get some coffee. Fifteen-

Lena: Ok-

(Fifteen minutes later)

Marky: I MEANT FIFTEEN MINUTES- NOT FIFTEEN COFFEES!

Lena, slightly vibrating: THEN SAY THAT NEXT TIME-


Casey, about Marky and Lena: They make me feel things-

Ace: What things?

Casey: Feelings-

Ace mid sip stopping looking confused: Those bastards-?


Casey: I wouldn't hurt a fly-

Lena or Marky: Hey Case? Can you do me a favor?

Casey, readying every weapon she owns: Who do I need to destroy?


Lena: Case- Casey- wake up-

Casey: Huh? What is it Lee?

Lena:*holding up a jar* Can you open this?

Casey:....It's 3 AM Lena-

Lena: So? I want to make a PB at 3 AM-

(I'm sorry I like the idea Lena's shit at math-)

The server:*vibing*

Lena, breaking down the door: COME ON DOWN AND BUY SOME CORN, OR WE'LL SACRIFICE YOUR NEWBORN!

New people: I don't feel safe-

The normies: Nah this is fine it's a usual thing here


Lena: I will have you know that 10 years from now I will be Casey and Marky's second wife

Casey: What happened to my first wife?

Lena: Nothing you can prove-


Casey: The movie wasn't that scary-

Lena: Yeah- I don't know what we were worried about :3

Marky: You both were holding my hands the entire time.....you're still holding them actually-


Marky: Not every problem can be solved with a knife-

Lena: That's why I have multiple knives


Lena: We need to get through this locked door. Marky, give me your credit card.
Marky: Here.
Lena, pocketing it: Thanks. Casey, kick down the door.


Casey: *Gently taps table*
Lena: *Taps back*
Smalls: What are they doing?
Ace: Morse code. For hours-
Casey: *Aggressively taps table*
Lena: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-


Casey: Alright, we're gonna need a distraction

Marky: Who here is good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Lena: My time has come


Marky: This is a mistake
Casey, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Marky: But not today
Casey, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess-


Casey, Lena and Marky: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Aki: Bold of you to assume I was born at all-

Haven: I personally was created in a lab-

Smalls: I just straight up spawned lol


Marky, to Lena: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Lena, motioning to herself and casey: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Casey:*waves* :3

Casey: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]

Lena: What's that?
Casey: Remorse code.
Lena: I'm even angrier now.

(Oh I totally gonna make this a thing)

Lena: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Marky: Twelve, actually.
Lena: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Casey: Yours!
Lena: That's right: no one's.

Casey: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Lena: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life-

Marky: A.M.O, give me patience-
Lena: I think you mean 'give me strength'
Marky gesturing towards the bar of passed out people in blood: If A.M.O gave me strength, you'd be dead right here right now


Lena: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon!
Casey, not looking up from her book: Spear-
Lena: BLOCKED-


Marky: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Lena: What's that?
Marky: You've never had leftovers???
Lena: No, because I'm not a quitter-


It 1 am I'm bored this entertained me-



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