Sir Pentious: Look like its a friend union but lets trap two of you
He unwrapped you, later to realised that he has trapped you and
Sir Pentious: You!
He chained you and with the person who's trying to seduce you
Someone: Hey shnookums~
Y/n: Hey whats your name?
Someone: Angel Dust
Y/n: As in pcp
Angel: I love a guy who love my type of drug~ , but you know what
He whispers in your ear
Angel: Your my type of drug, daddy~
Y/n blushes
Y/n: We've just met, why the fuck are you doing this to me
Angel: Cause its fun~
Sir pentious: You, human, will make my lotz of money, ill sell you to Val or a bounty hunter, you'll be priceless
Y/n: The overlord? and a bounty hunter, wouldn't they like to do the job?
Sir pentious: Its for the head
Angel: Hehe, head
Sir pentious gets distracted and Cherri kicks him across the road
A+C: Anyway, you just arrived how do you know overlords?
Cherri: You've just got here, how?
Y/n: An overlord told me
Cherri: Which one
Y/n: Alastor
Sir Pentious: I'll kill that fucking bastard, with that fucking smile
Y/n: He does has a nice smile, like a creepier version of Johnny Cage
Sir Pentious: You whores have no clasz, in war the side remember its side with the most style
Cherri: Or the side that aint dead
Y/n: Eat shit, bitch
Y/n: Anyway which fucking war dickhead?!
Sir Pentious: ermm, the British Civil War, or was it American? Can't remember its too fuzzy
Y/n face palms and whispers "fucking idiot" to himself
Angel taking off the last of the chains with Y/n still slightly attached
Angel: Speaking of style is your hat alive or something
Sir Pentious: Well... that's none of your goddamn business, now is it
Angel: Would you make that the top and you the bottom
egg boi: Oooooooooooohhhhhhh
Egg boi got smacked with pebble
Y/n: I don't get it
Cherri: Its a sex joke
Y/n: What the fuck is sex
Angel looks in disgrace
Angel: How!? Where in the pride ring
Sir Pentious: Shouldn't it be lust?
Awkward silence
Cherri: Pride is when you belive your the leader and more powerful than most people
Y/n and Angel: ....I don't think I'm supposed to be here then
Y/n: But summarise for me what it is
Angel: Its when people fuck and have fun with other people
Y/n: Ohhh, okay, so its like both of my parents with different people
Y/n *says quietly*: Yeaahhh....
Silence but Sir pentious is laughing his head off in the background
Cherri: Childhood trauma?
Y/n: Childhood trauma
Angel: Oof
Sir Pentious: I'm going to blow you to bitz
Angel: Hmm kinky, but i got Y/n~
Sir Pentious: Not like that pervert
Egg boi runs up to all of you, Cherri grabs you and both ran in the opposite direction but Angel got caught
Sir Pentious: Not so cocky now, are we
You shot him right on the foot
Y/n: Ain't killing
Sir Pentious: Your getting on my fucking nerve you human scum
Cherri: So your both thinking that your going to be in alot of trouble for this?
Y/n: nah... unless... overlords are going to kill me or more... hopefully not more
Angel: Eh, whats a little brawl going to cause
Cherri: I'm glad you haven't changed, you know your my favorite guy to party with
Angie: You know it sugar tits
Cherri and Angel grab you
Both: You're my favorite guy to hang out with
Cherri: With Explosions
Angel: Sex!
Angel changes his mind: I meant explosions, hehe
Y/n: Thanks... now lets kill these lil eggs
Cherri: Are you all ready to finish this
Angel+Y/n: Born ready baby
Charlie+Katie+Tom: *chaos*
All: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Everyone was screaming and shouting
