Y/n: Ermm... Al? How do you cook? Not like Jambalaya, though
Al: So you're saying, the other night I was making my mothers recipe, that it was your first time cooking?!
Y/n: Yeah...
Al: THATS WHY YOU BURNT THE FUCKING FOOD AND WATER!
Yesterday:
Y/n: Okay so what's a special posh type of food?
Al: What instead a buffet? And the main meal being a medium rare human flesh?
Y/n: What about stake you cannibal? Your joking right?!
Al: Who said I was joking?
He laughs sinisterly with a mix facial expression of a psychopath and sociopath whilst becoming more distorted
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Y/n: ...Welp... I cant sleep now, I might need Angel to be more asexual so I can have him as a mother fucking teddy bear to hug
Y/n: Jesus fucking crist I cant sleep now
Al: Ha your face! SO pathetic, ill always frame peoples fear into my head
He laughs maniacally,
Al's deranged
Y/n nervously laughs whilst Al becomes slightly less psychopathic
Al: Well my boy, lets get 'cooking'
Y/n: Yeahhh, I'm not to sure now?!
Al: Ha, to bad you made a promise to me
Y/n: I've just met you today
Al: No, you have not
Y/n: What do you mean?
Al: You might not remember but you have so many foes that want to kill you
Al: you don't remember because of the curse you hold, the wish you made to me
