Y/n and Lucifer both place their rubber ducks on the table
Lucifer: Although we meet once again, Y/n, this was your idea
Charlie: Father, it's not his intention of being down here
Lucifer: But it is my sweetie pie. He made a deal back in 0034 A.D
Y/n: What crack are you on, Lucifer?
Vaggie: That's not possible
Lucifer: oh, sorry different, Y/n
Lucifer: But if your going to be my daughters husband then you must go through... THese duck riddles
Charlie: Woah, dad, i know I'm okay dating guys, but I'm currently dating Vaggie
Lucifer; But he said at the pub. And you know i can hear everyone and everything down here
Vaggie: you said what?!
Y/n: It was a joke, because a man took the mick out of me
Angel: So you are free for grabs?...
Angel: He'd mine
Niffty: No, he's mine
Alastor: He's mine, deal with it!
Y/n: Fuck off, leave me be ya wankers
Vaggie whispers to Charlie
Vaggie: He's not use to this much attention
Charlie giggles
Charlie: I can tell, Y/n becoming more flustered
Y/n: What the fucks going on?
Lucifer: You wanna do duck riddles though?
Y/n: Sure
Lucifer: There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks. There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks. There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks. How many ducks are there?
Y/n: ...erm...erm... 8?
Lucifer: Wrong its - Just four, in a square formation
Y/n: You got to be joking me
Lucifer: What happened when the rubber duckie fell into the bathtub?
Y/n: I don't know, did it Quacked up? You smile
Lucifer: Ayyy, my type of guy, you can absolutely marry Charlie
Charlie: Dad!
Lucifer: Charlie!
Charlie: Vaggie!
Vaggie: Angel!
Angel: Y/n!
Y/n: Ducky
Lucifer: I like you Y/n M/n L/n, you remind me of a certain Angel
Angel: Who said my name
Charlie: No he... my father said Angel, not Angel
Angel: Fucking what?
Nifty: What the fuck is going on (she said to herself)
Charlie: This is happening to me everyday from now on
Vaggie: And i had to live with it my whole life
Y/n: It?
Vaggie: sorry him
Y/n: You don't know what I am
Vaggie: Kids these days
Y/n: a
Angel: What the fucks going on!
Everyone: I don't know
Vaggie: At least you still act like your eight year old self
Y/n: Well that's good
Husker: Well this is awkward
Nifty: Lets just eat
(2 hours later)
Lucifer: Its been lovely to meet you Y/n, i better be off now, cya
The door closes
Y/n: I... need fucking sleep
Lilith's pov:
Lilith: Although he might be your enemy Adam, you can't lie, he does look cute and innocent in his human form
Adam: Madam, i only like women
