MC: *Gets the brothers checked in and hands them all some papers to fill out.*
Lucifer: MC, you can't be serious.
Mammom: Yeah, c'mon MC! Why'd ya have to drag us here?
MC: Well, if you all could behave... You know scratch that, if you all could solve your issues without dragging me into every last one, then we wouldn't be here.
Asmodeus: But darling, you just know us all so well. *Flirty eyes*
MC: Nope! I'm tired. No more.
Levi: I don't like these questions. They make me feel bad about myself.
Satan: They're just informational questions.
Levi: That's why I don't like them!
Brothers: *Begin bickering.*
MC: Enough! Just please fill out the papers so we can get seen.
Brothers: *Sulk and fill out paperwork.*
*A Short While Later*
Therapist: Morningstar family?
Group: *stands and follows therapist to their office.
Therapist: Hello everyone! So what brings you all here?
Mammon: MC's making us go!
Levi: Yeah, I could be at home watching Ruri-Chan right now.
Asmo: I could be having spa time.
Belphie: I'm sleepy.
Lucifer: Enough you four. *Turns to therapist* MC asked us to come, so here we are.
Therapist: MC?
MC: Look, they've got some issues, and I can't solve them all. So I told them that we should all come. Plain and simple.
Therapist: Why would you need to solve their problems?
MC: Because they have relied on me to help. But I'm tired of being in the middle. Now they get to talk about what bothering them.
Therapist: *nods* You're a problem solver.
MC: Not necessarily by choice.
Therapist: And what would it mean if you didn't have to solve everyone else's problems?
MC: *annoyed* This is supposed to be about them!
Brothers: *smirks and laughs*
Therapist: We'll get to them next.
Brothers: *shocked*
To be continued....
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Obey Me Chats with a Devildom Therapist
FanficIt has been a long running joke in the Obey Me Fandom that MC is the "Family Therapist." Well.... MC has had enough with the drama and decides to stop solving their problems and send everyone to therapy instead. How will it go? ...