eddie munson story

Chapter one the pep rally

" a relationship that has no point other than sex..i mean i just ..i dont know does that make sense to you?" ... "Robin, Maggie , are you listening?

'' uh yes yes i'm listening ''

'' what did i say ?"

" uh.. Something about sex with.. With Linda!"

" Noo.. I'm talking about heidi!!"

" Cut me some slack Please , Your love life is one of the labyrinthian complexities and it is 7 in the morning and we have to go to this stupid pep rally and i woke up looking like a total CORPES !!"

", you're worried about a basketball pep rally, you expect me to believe that?"

" yeah so"

" so, we both know this is about im not buying that bullshit , this is about vickie"

" absolutely not"

" Yes it is and you wanna know what else i think ?"

" i really don't care what you think"

" I think you gotta stop pretending to be someone else when you're around her , like you just gotta be yourself ."

" you're literally quoting me to me , you do realize that "

" Well maybe you need to listen to yourself , ever think about that smarty pants ?, I listened to you and now look at me , boom back in business, come on maggs back me up here"

" it's not the same "

" it's really not"

" well"

" mhm, you ask out a girl and she says no ,big deal , nothing happens , maybe your egos a little bruised but i ask out the wrong girl and bam , im a town pariah"

"i'd buy that except Vicky is definitely not the wrong girl."

" We just don't know that now do we?"

" She returned fast times paused at 53 minutes 5 seconds , do you know who pauses fast times at 53 minutes 5 seconds?"

" ..."

" people who like boobies "

" ew dont say boobies"

" you like boobies , I like boobies , vickie definitely likes boobies , hell maggs might even like boobies"

" damn why am i getting pulled into this ... you're not wrong though"

" see"

" wait are we really just skipping over maggie admitting to liking girls.."

" yup "

* Skip to the pep rally*

Ugh another boring pep rally although the muppets singing was quite funny

" First off .. hey. I'd like to thank each and every one of you. Without your support , we wouldn't be here. Give yourselves a big hand. And of course, of course , I have to give a special shout out to the best and prettiest fans of all time, The tiger cheer squad. Chrissy... Chrissy, I love you babe."

" chrissy tell your boyfriend to stop being gross before I vomit on his thousand dollar basketball shoes"

"Haha"

She thinks I'm joking but I will,I fucking hate jason. Have since middle school. His ego's the size of the sun and he is a selfish dick and an asshole to everyone, everyone but chrissy. Even then that only started last summer.

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