Neko Neutrals!.... Being Dumb, Among Other Things!

Incorrect Quotes (Part 1)

Fuwafuwa: Why are you on the floor?
Yoshi: Yoshi's depressed... Also Yoshi was stabbed. Can Fuwa get Momo, please?

Momo: While I'm gone, Yoshi, you're in charge
 Yoshi: Yes...
Momo (Whispering): Fuwa, you're secretly in charge.
Fuwafuwa: Obviously

Fuwafuwa: Momo, my old arch enemy.
Yoshi: ... Yoshi thought they were your arch enemy?
Fuwafuwa: I have a life outside of you, Red.

Yoshi (Texting Fuwafuwa): Fuwa, help Yoshi's being kidnapped.
Fuwafuwa: Where are you?
Yoshi: Yoshi's with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Fuwafuwa: I'll call Momo.
Momo (Answering her cell): Y'ello?
Fuwafuwa: Where's Red? She texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Momo: Yoshi? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- ..... I'll call you back. *Hangs up* THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Yoshi: WHO IS THAT!?

Store Worker: Would a Ms. Sasaki please come to the front desk?
Momo (Arriving at the desk): Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *Points to Yoshi and Fuwafuwa* I believe they belong to you?
Yoshi and Fuwafuwa (Simultaneously): We got lost-
Momo: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

Momo: Fuwa, keep an eye on Yoshi today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Fuwafuwa: Sure, I'd love to see Red get punched!
Momo: Try again.
Fuwafuwa: *Sighs* I will stop Red from getting punched.

Momo: What do you think Fuwa will do for a distraction?
Yoshi: She'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what Yoshi would do. 
Building explodes and several car alarms go off
Yoshi: ...Or she could do that.

Momo: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Yoshi: Okay, but in Yoshi's defense, Fuwafuwa bet her 50 cents Yoshi couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Momo: That's not what I wanted to- You drank SHAMPOO!?

Momo: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
Fuwafuwa: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Momo: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Yoshi: Edible?

The nekos are having dinner together 
Momo: Yoshi, can you pass the salt?
Yoshi: *Throws Fuwafuwa across the table*

Momo (In a high voice): *Holding Barbie* Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Fuwafuwa (In a deep voice): *Holding Ken* Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids.
Yoshi: What the heck are Momo and Fuwa doing-?
Momo: Playing systemic oppression.

Momo: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Fuwa?
Fuwafuwa: ... No.
Yoshi: Yoshi does!
Momo: I know, Yosh.
Yoshi: Yoshi's sad!
Momo: I know, Yoshi.

Yoshi: So, what, now Yoshi's just supposed to do anything that Momo does? Yoshi means, what if she jumped off a cliff?
Fuwafuwa: If Momo were to jump off a cliff, she would've done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Momo jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Yoshi: You jump off a cliff.
Fuwafuwa: Gladly. Provided Momo did first.

Yoshi: Goodnight moon. Goodnight tree. Goodnight ghosts that only Yoshi can see.

Momo: *Motioning to a Halloween display* All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can't find a boo.

Momo: This is such a bad idea.
Fuwafuwa: Then why are you coming along?
Momo: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Yoshi: Can you keep a secret?
Fuwafuwa: Do you know anything about my life?
Yoshi: No, Yoshi does not. Good point.

Momo: Fuwafuwa, stop! This isn't you! You've gone mad with power!
Fuwafuwa: Well of course I have. Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring.

Momo: I prevented a murder today.
Yoshi: Really? How'd you do that?
Momo: Self control.

Momo: Well, has Yoshi been wrong before?
Fuwafuwa: How wide are we willing to open this up?

Momo: *Driving Yoshi and Fuwafuwa* So how was your day?
Yoshi: We almost got surprise adopted!
Momo: What?
Fuwafuwa: We almost got kidnapped.
Momo: Oh, okay....*Slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Yoshi: If Yoshi and Momo were drowning, who would you save?
Fuwafuwa: You two can't swim?
Momo: It's a hypothetical question, Fuwa. Who would you save?
Fuwafuwa: My time and effort.

Momo: WHY!? Why did you give Fuwa a KNIFE!?
Yoshi: Yoshi's sorry! She said she felt unsafe!
Momo: Now I feel unsafe!
Yoshi: Yoshi's sorry... Would you like a knife?

Fuwafuwa: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Momo: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug!
Fuwafuwa: Wh- What? NO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Yoshi: *Recording* This is so cute.

Fuwafuwa: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?
Momo: Do not do that.
Fuwafuwa: You won't even notice!
Yoshi: *Enters room* Fuwa, you wanted to see Yoshi again?
Fuwafuwa: Momo's single
Momo: ....

Yoshi: Yoshi really likes this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing Momo and Fuwa guys have going on.
Fuwafuwa: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Momo isn't.

Fuwafuwa: We need a distraction.
Momo: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Yoshi (Whispering): Yoshi's time has come....

Momo: Yoshi and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.
Fuwafuwa: *Sighs* What did Red do?
Momo: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and-
Yoshi: Who wants a steering wheel?

Momo: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Yoshi: They do.
Fuwafuwa: ... Why did you say that with such certainty?

Fuwafuwa: Yo, dumbass, get over here.
Yoshi: Okay-
Momo: *Gleefully runs past* I'm coming!
Yoshi: *Sadly* Yoshi thought... she was dumbass...

Momo: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste!
Yoshi: Yoshi got spring water!
Momo: NO.
Fuwafuwa: With EXTRA minerals!
Yoshi: It's like licking a stalagmite!
Momo: DON'T COME HOME.
Fuwafuwa: Mmmmm, cave water!

Momo: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever, and you're all invited!
Yoshi: If?
Fuwafuwa: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to. And she might not even die!

Yoshi (To Momo): Yoshi's life is in the hands of an idiot!
Momo: *Motioning to herself and Fuwafuwa* No no no no no. TWO idiots!

Yoshi: Fitness tip- never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Fuwafuwa: Next time you're working out do 10 push ups instead of 15. Run 2 miles instead of 3. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Momo: There were so many mixed messages in that, I can't-

Fuwafuwa: I really like Eminem.
Yoshi: Yoshi prefers Skittles!
Momo: She's are talking about the rapper.
Yoshi: Why would Momo eat the wrapper!?

Fuwafuwa: Why does Momo always do the laundry so loudly?
Yoshi: So everyone knows that no one helps her out in the house.
Momo (In the basement): *Slams the washing machine shut*

Momo: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
Fuwafuwa: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
Yoshi: Yoshi ate it too!
Fuwafuwa: See?
Yoshi: On purpose!
Momo: ....
Fuwafuwa: What-?

Momo: You bought a taco?
Fuwafuwa: Yes.
Momo: From the same truck that hit Yoshi?
Fuwafuwa: *With a mouthful of tacos* Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.

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