Food, Glorious, Food!/ A Talking Spider!?

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You had Been walking in the Caves for A Little while searching for A Way out and soon all that you could encounter were Giant walking frogs, Small Bugs, Giant Snakes, and Other Mythical looking animals.

Y/n: Okay, it Looks Like I'm going to starve if I don't eat something Quick. Curse My Saiyan Biology I need to eat and eat A Lot

You then saw A Whole Horde Of Purple Bugs, and you Grabbed One!

Y/n: Oh Okay, I Guess I'll eat it, I guess I'll die if this turns out to Kill me

You then Looked at the Bug and began to eat it, shocked at how amazing even when Raw and Poisonous!

Y/n: Woah! This is Delicious! It Might be because of my Starving but I have to have More! I wonder if all of the Creatures here Taste this Good!

You then went on A Rampage and Killed everything in Sight while Taking the Time to eat and savor their Meat, as you heard this song going on in the Background!

By the time you were finished, you had A Full Belly, and were Picking your teeth with A Stalagtite!

Y/n: Oh God that was Delicious... Huh? What's this?

You have gained Poison Resistance Level 5, Your Appraisal skill is Now Level 6, Your Level Is Now Level 6 and You have Obtained Poison Magic!

Y/n: Poison Magic!? Oh Hell yes!  (Sweatdrop) But How Do I use it...? I better save that for Later...

You then Got up and Began to Assess the Situation!

Y/n: Okay so I'm Not Leveling up as Fast Anymore. Hmm, Maybe because those Enemies are too Low Level for Me? That Makes sense. Okay, Think of this Like an RPG. What would you do in Any RPG? GRIND THE HELL OUT OF IT!

You then Continued to Grind the Hell out of this Cave leaving A Trail of Carnage Behind when Suddenly you stepped on something Sticky!

Y/n: I am so Glad, I am wearing Boots right now...

Just then you were wrapped up in Webs, and suddenly your Assasilant was revealed!

???: Hahahahaha! My Next Snack! Wait, Would it be right to be Eat A Human? Well I mean I was A Former Human, But I am A Spider Now And I ate my own Kind, so What the Hell! Some Human Casserole for me!

???: Hahahahaha! My Next Snack! Wait, Would it be right to be Eat A Human? Well I mean I was A Former Human, But I am A Spider Now And I ate my own Kind, so What the Hell! Some Human Casserole for me!

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Kumoko (Formerly the Nameless Spider/ She is An Otaku Like you, who got Sucked into this world. and is Trying to survive the Great Labyrinth and eat Like Hell/ She Hates to Waste Food, Loves Video Games, and Anime/ Has recently Taken out A God Huge Army of Ravaging Apes)

Y/n: (Thoughts) A Talking Spider!? This is Definitely An Isekai! 

She then Hopped on and Prepared to use her Poisonous Fangs on you!

Y/n: OH HELL NO! How do I use Magic Spells!? How do I-!?

Suddenly A Menu Popped up, and You smiled.

Y/n: Wow, That was Easy! Um, How about Ki Blade?

Just then A Blade cut through the Webbing, and you were released!

Kumoko: What, the!?

Y/n: Hey Don't you go eating People! We have Feelings too!

Kumoko: You're not getting away that Easily!

She then began shooting webs at you but you Kept on slicing them to pieces with your Ki Blade!

Y/n: Wow, I'm Good. Now let's check my Appraisal Skills

Small Taratect, Lv 8, Titles: Kin Eater, Foul Feeder

Y/n: WHAT!? She's Not Just A higher level than me But She's really is A Cannibal!? I can't allow her to eat me! Let's try another Spell! Um... Let's Try Small Poison!

Just then A Small Ball of Purple Poison appeared in front of you and piled onto the floor!

Y/n: (Sweatdrop) Um... That's Not Very Useful

Kumoko then Began to Charge Poison into her fangs to try and bite into you but you quickly dodged with your Superior Speed, and Kicked her in the chest as she Puked up Blood!

Y/n/Kumoko: I gotta Kick it up A Notch if I wanna win!

She then Hurled some Poison at you, but you came Prepared!

Y/n: Kaaaaaame... Haaaame... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

You then shot A Massive Blue beam out of your hands which completely vaporized the Glob of Poison and Kumoko Barely dodged in time!

Kumoko: (Thoughts) WOAH! That was A Close One! Wait, that was The Kamehameha From Dragon Ball Z!? How is he able to do that!? I better be Careful

Just then the Cave Began to shift and Tumble as Rocks Began to fall from the Ceiling!

Y/n/Kumoko: Was that you?

Just then The Floor Caved in, and you were both falling deeper into the Labyrinth!

Y/n: Hold Me!

Kumoko: I am Holding!

Y/n: Hold Me Harder!

Kumoko: Wait, you can Understand me!?

Y/n: What the hell do you think!?

Y/n/Kumoko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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