Beatle Tales Designed To Sell My Merchandise

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One day, the Beat Rushers are driving down the woods in a Rolls-Royce Phantom V.

The Beat Rushers: We're on an adventure. We're on an adventure

*Earlier*

Gustavo: Dogs, you are not allowed to go anywhere dangerous, according to your Contract, so DON'T think about going ANYWHERE, but the Palm Woods and the Studio, got it!

The Beat Rushers: Got it

*Now*

Paul: It's nice of you to let us your Rolls Royce you've bought

John: Thank you, Paul. Dad did told me not to wreck it, like what he did. Also this was actually the same car my Dad did wreck

George: How?

John: He said he was teaching Mum how to drive a auto gearbox since she was used to using a manual

Ringo: It's strange how all of our Mums have disappeared one day

Paul: I still missed my Mum. I hope she is alright...

George: You're not the only who missed their missing Mother...

John then noticed something on the road. He slams on the brakes, but it was too late. John then rammed a spike strip, popping the tires.

John: My Rolls!!!

Paul: Please tell me you have a spare

John: Dad got rid of the spare

George: Now what do we do?

Ringo: How about we go to that mysterious shack in the woods over there

They all looked to see a shack in the woods.

A/N: Beautiful OB: This looks like a Cottage in the woods

On the roof of the shack, it says "Mystery Shack," but the "S" had fallen off and was on the ground.

John: I wonder if anyone's home

The door to the Shack open to reveal an old man wearing an old fashioned Suit.

???: Well, hello there, travelers. Did you knock?

George: No, my knees did

???: I see your car broke down on this lonesome country road. A place so remote, that NO ONE CAN HEAR YOUR SCREAMS...Pretend I didn't say that. Come in, come in, but be warned. If you enter, you may be subjected to my tales...TALES DESIGNED TO SELL MY MERCHANDISE (Laughs Evily)...Sorry, I was thinking of somethin' funny I heard earlier

John, Paul, George, and Ringo looked outside the door and looked left and right before shaking each other's hands. But when they opened the door, they were surprised to see a bunch of girls outside the door before jumping out of the window.

[Intro]
Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love

[Verse 1]
I'll buy you a diamond ring, my friend
If it makes you feel alright
I'll get you anything, my friend
If it makes you feel alright
'Cause I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love

[Verse 2]
I'll give you all I've got to give
If you say you love me too
I may not have a lot to give
But what I got I'll give to you
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love

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