Beatle Fever

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One day, the Beat Rushers ran down to the massive pool area in the Palm Woods.

John: So hot!

Ringo: It's hot!

George: So hot! So hot!

When they reached the pool area, everyone was standing outside of the pool while Bitters was the only one in it.

John: It's 95 degrees out. Why is Bitters the only one in the pool

Tyler: Hey, guys, check out the sign

They then read the sign.

Ringo: "Adult Swim. No Kids Allowed." Good thing we're Teenagers

Kendall: No, no, no, no, no. You guys are reading it wrong. It says, "Adult Swim? No, Kids Allowed!"

Immediately, everyone splash into the pool.

Camille: You guys are great

John: Yeah, you're the best, Dad

Kendall: I know

Camille: No, I mean it. I mean, a few months in Hollywood usually changes people, but you're still the same down-to-earth guys you were when you got here

Just then, Paul arrived, having orange skin.

Paul: Hey, guys. Another tan-tastic day in Planet Hollywood

The Beat Rushers were stunned to see what Paul has become.

John, Paul, George, and Ringo looked outside the door and looked left and right before shaking each other's hands. But when they opened the door, they were surprised to see a bunch of girls outside the door before jumping out of the window.

[Intro]
Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love

[Verse 1]
I'll buy you a diamond ring, my friend
If it makes you feel alright
I'll get you anything, my friend
If it makes you feel alright
'Cause I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love

[Verse 2]
I'll give you all I've got to give
If you say you love me too
I may not have a lot to give
But what I got I'll give to you
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love

They managed to reach to their Concert in disguises before ending with the title, "The Beat Rushers."

[Chorus]
Can't buy me love, everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love

George: Does he know he looks like a yam

Camille: Looks like I spoke too soon. Paul has Hollywood Fever

Ringo: Oh no, I told him not to buy clams from that guy on the freeway

Camille: No, this Planet is starting to change him, and the heat is clearly making it worse

John: That's not true. You're just making it up

Camille: Yeah, look at him. You have to shut this down before it snowballs, like it did with Guitar Dude

Guitar Dude: What's up

Camille: When he first moved here, he was a concert cellist. Oh, yeah, and when the Jennifers moved here, they walked in normal motion

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