xinglong, the last warden of old

random question from IRL friends

"i'll be answering my friend !"

(you sure ?)

"yes please let me"

(okay the floor is yours then)

how small can she be ?

"how...small...16cm....not that smaller unless i take the shape of one specie of dragon then i can become as small as 10cm" 

B E A N

"hum...."

is one gay ?

"i could be send to the deeper part of hell for how gay i am"

RWBY ?

"yes, i actually love the show and sometime i just- i want weiss to just pick me up and hug me to cry to her heart content she deserve it"

yuri or yaoi ?

"actually...both but i prefer yuri as there is simply not enought of it"

why do you speak different from chapter 1 ?

"well because chapter one and the figure of speach was simply a habit but since it's modern time trynna change to become in a "youngeur" form of speach- don't call me a boomer tho- as i'm litteraly still alive and look like i'm 18 close to 19"

your ideal type ?

"quiet and smart, cuddling but also reserve and the one person that i can protect with them no asking me as they think they could have taken care of it but ask for my help anyway...oh and also a switch" (i spit my coffee on her after hearing this btw and ahah....i had to buy her a new t shirt) "that or a top who won't cheat on me and wait for me all the time there is...i want someone loyal i can love without fear of being judge or played with"

what clothes would you wear on a date ?

"depend are you asking me out darling~?"

are you the who turn the frog gay ?

"and the ladies wet if you get what i mean~"

from a scale to one to ten how experiance are you to have sexual intercourse ?

"pretty big word for only a three letter word that is sex and i'd say a pretty good seven out of ten you know didn't had any ladies since 1995 they were stucked up on mostly there husbands dick i swear" (she's angry about this era as no one could trully see her)

can you help me go the the pokemon world ?

"sure always wanted to do a little ride there and become friend with arceus you know"

fight me

"sure meet me at the subconsionnal plane at 3 in the morning i won't be busy !" (she could literaly create a black hole you sure mate ?)

if you play genshin who's your main ?

"it depend but i will say my dear and shmoll baby collei and yanfei !"