not only did i have a rude roomate. i had a fucking loud one. when i mean 'loud' i dont mean music blasting in the shower i mean 'loud' with all the girls he brings home.
yep a fucking man whore living in the same house as vargin mary. in all sereousness* im going to chopp my ears off.
i look over to my clock thats shinging a bright red light. 2am , great. i cant sleep with all the fucking noise. 3 WEEKS 3 FUCKING WEEKS hes been living here and hes had a girl here nerly every fucking night. and i cant deal with it any more im losing my mind!.
so i get up. im walking out of my room as the sounds get louder "sounds like a dying cat in there" i mutter as i stomp my feet on the ground in hopes that they here it and quite down. they didnt.
so i make a decion, and no it wasnt go back to bed and talking about i later. IT WAS IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT OK!. i stomp my 5 foot ass towards his down and banged on it.
i hurd something fall then someone say "fuck" and another voice which o would assume belonged to my roomate. grayson, bitch didnt even tell me his name i had to get it from my land lord.
*eye roll*
"shhh" he said .
grayson opened the door with a white sheet wraped around his lower half. but i didnt really look for more then 0.2 seconds becuase i didnt need to i hate him and hate over attractivness. right?
"what do you want?!" he hissed
"what do i want? WHAT DO I WANT?! i good night fucking sleep! but i cant ,you wanna know why?!" not giving him a chance to answer i finish it for myself "BECAUSE OF YOU!"
"you know what i dont have time for this" he sighed closing the door.
i put my hand out to stop the door from closing in my face"we are not done here!"
"yes, yes we are"
then i snapped.
"NO.MORE.GIRLS"
his face dropped even if that was possable.
"what do you mean 'no more girls'?"
" i mean no more girls. i want her out"
then he smirked "jeloaus?"
then i smirked
"am i that ovious? i want you. i need you. oh baby. oh baby." i say in a monotone voice.
"no" he said droping his smirk.
"what do you mean 'no'?"
" i mean no, if i want girls over ill have girls over and it isnt even any of your bussness." he told me
" it is when my ear drums burst from how loud you guys are, and dont get my started on how she sounds like a dying cat!" i wisper yell
"she doesnt sound like a dying cat" he chuckes
"yes, yes she does" i say
hes in thought for like 5 seconds before he speaks again
"fuck, now your just putting things in my head illl never be able to un hear again" he groans using the one hand that isnt hold the sheet up to rub his face.
"i told you! she sounds like a dying cat" i exclaim
"she kind of sounds like a dying cat" he nods in defeat.
" ok now kick her out and no more girls"
" what?! no. thats unfair"
" no its not. maybe if you wernt such a man whore i would say no girls but you are so. its your fault" i say
"you know what? i should be thanking you right now." he says witha smug look on his face.
"and why would tht be?" i ask crossing my arms.
"your the one who gave me the condom s in going to use for my second, third and maybe even forth round tonight"
my face dropped and i felt like screaming. i have work tomorrow how am i going cope. i thought
"ha if only you could see your face, good night......."
"im not telling you my name"
"o-key then good night, twat"
" oh fuck off" i yell walking off
i walk, no run to my room slaming my door and jump into bed. i look at the clock and only 15 minutes past but it feels like and hour. then it starts again.
im going to kill him.
