A crack head fic about 3racha's j.one who found some random chef's number in the sand on a beach.
Warnings ⚠
- You might loose some braincells while reading this
- Terribly dirty dirty jokes
- Occasional swearing
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Definitely j.one What? No What makes you think that?
Seungmin I thought you're so obvious that you'd see it yourself but fine
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1. You literally admitted to being j.one
Definitely j.one Not really
Seungmin Yes, really
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2. You didn't even deny making the song you just denied being embarrassed Also, j.one hates that song as like it's a recurring nightmare. A fan, however, doesn't.
Definitely j.one I forgot about the "making it" part Also, I'm not embarrassed of the song and I've already given my reason as to why
Seungmin Forgot. Ah yes, I believe you.
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3. The last two messages were "fuck you Jisung" and "Jisung? As in Han Jisung? I was right?" "ji" is actually a short form of "jisung" Right, Han Jisung?
Definitely j.one Bro
Detective Seung 🕵 You don't have to admit it, I'm already 100% sure it's you Whether you like it or not
Definitely j.one What if I'm not, though That would be so embarrassing for you lmao
Detective Seung 🕵 True But I don't need to worry about that I'm 199% sure even
Definitely j.one You continue being sure
Detective Seung 🕵 I will If you're worried about me telling everyone, then don't I understand that as nice as everyone is and as in love with minho as you are, you can't trust anyone that easily I'll also cover for you in your 0 brain cell moments when you fuck up and almost ruin everything again Your secret is safe with me :)
Definitely j.one I will ignore the comment about minho and the insult just to say thank you Knowing I have you on my side really means a lot
Detective Seung 🕵 You're welcome Also, I'm guessing that your friends know, too? If not, then you are surprisingly good st keeping secrets Or your friends are surprisingly dumb
j.one Yeah they know Wait why is this such a relief I was expecting you to bribe me or some shit
Detective Seung 🕵 Nahh I wouldn't do that Unless... Okay I just a few questionsss
j.one Go on
Detective Seung 🕵 What are day6 members like?
j.one Pretty much the same off camera U just take their on-camera personalities and uhh Make them more clear I guess
Detective Seung 🕵 Does jypapi Oops Does jyp** let you guys swear like in the practice rooms and stuff or is he just an asshole Uh oh I just called your boss an asshole my bad
j.one He kinda is sometimes tho No one likes him and we laugh at him when he isn't there Holy shit, are we bullying our own boss??
Detective Seung 🕵 Yeah looks like it
j.one Yikes Also, he's not too bad You'd be surprised at how loud people yell curse words in the hallway
Detective Seung 🕵 Good I was mostly asking because of Minho You are actually a literal dumbass I saw a video that said "j.one cursing for 13 minutes straight" one day Are you deliberately trying to get yourself fired??
j.one Nooo It just slips out sometimes Leave me alone 😭
Detective Seung 🕵 No I can't because you mess up like it's a daily routine How does one manage to say "son of a bitch" when the question was "what's the first thing you do when you wake up?"
j.one BECAUSE I TRIPPED I TRIPPED AND I CURSED BECAUSE PEOPLE DO THAT WHEN THEY TRIP
Detective Seung 🕵 I see
j.one How do you know about that interview though And the j.one cursing for 13 minutes straight video
Detective Seung 🕵 It's Minho He watches so much 3racha shit that he's making me know more than someone who listens to them I need to stop hanging out with him
j.one Wow ok
Detective Seung 🕵 (She's hot) NO I'M BECOMING ONE OF THEM
j.one HAHAHAHAHAHAA AS U SHOULD
Detective Seung 🕵 Wait you're basically a celebrity
j.one Not really but yeah I guess
Detective Seung 🕵 Can u send me feet pics so I can sell them online and become rich
j.one WHAT NO NEVER DEFINITELY NOT
Detective Seung 🕵 Relaxxx I'm joking
j.one Oh thank goodness
Detective Seung 🕵 But if u ever decide to send them, no problem Money is money I promise to give you 30% of all profits
j.one I'm going to block you
Detective Seung 🕵 I'm jokingggg Or not. You'll never know 👁👁
2020.09.05 -------------------------- A/N
What should changbins fake name be help
Also if you guess the next person to find out, you get a gold star or some shit idk
