Grandpa 👴
Hey guysDandy boy 💖
Ayy grandpa is backEmo 🗿
He finally got his phone fixedGrandpa 👴
Thanks to Felix
He was also the cause of the problem but okSunshine ☀️
Can't you just be grateful that I paid for your phone and leave it at thatGrandpa 👴
Yeah yeah
Anyway
Soooo I wrote a songEmo 🗿
Wtf happened to "we may be friends but what happens in the studio stays in the studio"???Alvin 🐿
Yeah pls stick to that and don't leak anything
I kinda like my job, yk?Dandy boy 💖
Oh please
You've probably already leaked more than they ever will in their entire livesGrandpa 👴
Exactly
I'm not as dumb as youAlvin 🐿
I
Okay
I was just sayingGrandpa 👴
Anyway so I wrote a song
And jyp didn't approve it for the next comeback because
Yeah
So
Does anyone wanna record it with me 🤗
Like just for funAlvin 🐿
What song is itEmo 🗿
Is it the 50 shades of grey oneGrandpa 👴
It's not about or related to that omgDandy boy 💖
I don't associate myself with such stuff sorryPrince 👑
So then what type of song is itEmo 🗿
It's some song about sexAlvin 🐿
Even though he's not had it in like 5 yearsGrandpa 👴
It's not about sex
And
How would you know?Alvin 🐿
CHRISTOPHERSunshine ☀️
Pfft
It's definitely about sex
Trust me, I know these thingsPrince 👑
How
?Sunshine ☀️
Just trust mePrince 👑
Okay...
Anyway
I'll do it
I have nothing to do in my free time anywayAlvin 🐿
Don't you paint or something
Go paintPrince 👑
I'm kinda having some painter's block rn so
Can't really do that
Might as well test my singing skillsDandy boy 💖
Yeah your nonexistent singing skillsPrince 👑
You're supposed to SUPPORT your boyfriend, not bully himDandy boy 💖
I would but I've never heard you sing soGrandpa 👴
That's fine
It's not really a singing type of songAlvin 🐿
Coming from a singer, that is half true
This is a song that you moan because it will be playing in the background as people have sex
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