Trash PoV
-Trashpaw was utterly confused.
This was how their day went:
Carpaw walked over to Trashpaw, a soft smile on his face.
"Hey my favourite apprentice! Guess what?""What?"Trashpaw frowned.
"I looooove you!"Carpaw smiled.
"Uhhh, thanks?"Trashpaw tilted his head.
"Don't you loooove me, too?"Carpaw frowned.
"Yeah?"Trashpaw nodded slowly.
"Then be my mate!"Carpaw nuzzled Trashpaw.
"Ummm...We can't till we're warriors-"
"Say no more! I'll make you a warrior!"Carpaw turned and disappeared in the nursery.
Then, two she-cats entered the Clan.
"FLOORPAW!? Where'd you go!? And who's that!?"Trashpaw pointed to the ginger cat beside her.
"This is Night Light.She's my wife and soulmate."
Floorpaw ignored the first question.
"Plus, my name is just Floor now.""Oh, okay.."
Bookpaw paused. "Floor? That's the most beautiful name ever!"
"Thank you."Floor dipped her head.
Carpaw re-emerged with Microwavekit.
"Microwavekit says we can be warriors now!""Yadayadayada. Carpaw is now Cardoor and Trashpaw is now Trashcan.The end.Oh, and Bookpaw is now Bookshelf."
Microwavekit left."We're mates now!"Trashcan cheered, rubbing his cheek along Cardoor's.
"And we are, too!"Floor and Night Light meowed.
"And I'm mates with this random guy!"Bookshelf cheered, hugging Chalkfinger, the AwesomeClan deputy.
"The purrfect ending to the worlds greatest book!"Trashcan grinned.
"THE FOURTH PAGE!"Bookshelf screeched, throwing Chalkfinger at Trashcan.
"AHHHHH!"Trashcan screamed.
Then Spiderpaw drove by on a four-wheeler with a dead Brookstorm tied to the back.
"Later losers!"
( AKa_amazing1 )"Oh well!"
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RandomCan they do it? Survive in this stupid world?