THE TRAGEDY OF PARROT MAN
A play by Richard Anthony Grimaldo
[ Antagonists ] codename: ECHTOPED
{ Extreme.Champions.To.Perpetrate.Evil.Deeds } Sir Taine Doom (certain doom) Fuhrer of the villains ECHTOPED
Sir Riel Kieler (serial killer) 2nd in command after Sir Taine Doom
Siel Lient Kieler (silent killer) Brother of Riel Kieler
Capt. Al Punischment (capital punishment) captain of Sir Taine Doom's army
Gino Sid Almaniaque (genocidal maniac) local mad scientist of ECHTOPED
Rick Lueshan Perpetois (reclusion perpetua) french assassin of ECHTOPED
Dethsen Tense (death sentence) American assassin of ECHTOPED
Dauble A. Gent (double agent) informant/spy master of ECHTOPED
Absol Lewthorer (absolute horror) Sir Taine Doom's brain in a cyborg body
[ Protagonists ] Parrot friends
Nevitteble D. Myce (inevitable demise) A barber by trade aka Parrot man
Hev Vincent (heaven sent) Parrot man's side kick
Ms. Con Sepshon (misconception) Parrot man's girl friend
Aunt Time Lee D. Myce (untimely demise) Parrot Man's Auntie
Mr. Rie Guy (mystery guy) Parrot Man's spy master
Matt Tiny Idyll (matinee idol) Parrot Man's tech developer
[ Other Characters ]
Unwitten Doom (unwitting doom) Sir Taine Doom's father
Stu Peed D. Myce (stupid demise) Nevitteble D. Myce’s father
Sohden D. Myce (sudden demise) Nevitteble D. Myce’s mother
Police 1
Police 2
Henchmen 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Bank Teller 1, 2
PRELUDE I
ENTERS YOUNG TAINE DOOM, UNWITTEN DOOM POLICEMEN 1 AND 2
Narrator: An angry lad there be in my story,
Whom mourns the demise of his father dear,
Stumbled unwittingly 'pon his demise,
Stood ere a shootout of cops and cutthroats.
In the still silence of the dark rainy night,
Laid there he did in silent agony.
Unwitten Doom: Mine son! I am consum’d by cruel death!
Still thyself child though mine blood be spilled forth!
It is in all aspects I shun this death,
Whence I hast to leave thou and thy mother,
Alone to fend for thyselves in this life!
Promise; swear to be good and live honest,
For 'tis reminder be mine only gift,
And wish'd that thee live a life unlike mine,
For naught but the grave is all that awaits!
Mine son! Hold me close lend me thy warmth for,
