Keeping Up With the Fab Squad

Gazelle Boy ft. The Swag Money

I realize the name of this rant sounds like the name of some mixtape that no one wants

but I promise you it's not

It's just what my squad called the boys in our class

So Gazelle Boy is like president of the Swag Money (I ranted about him in 'THIS IS NOT A Q&A SESSION')

And the rest of the Swag Money is like his Secret Service

They enjoy going to Wawa, playing sports, and being irrelevant

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So I started writing this in the beginning of May but I thought why not continue it BC we graduated last night

But anyway while the Swag Money is annoying, they're probably the best people anyone will ever meet

They're funny, loud, very dedicated to sports( like they're sportball af), and have never failed to make me laugh

Back in May I probably would have told you I couldn't wait to get rid of the Swag Money, but that could not be more true

While they give me a headache, I'll miss them

And they never fail to drop that mixtape

So yeah, this has been Keeping Up with the Swag Money! Come back next season to see the O'Hara fraction of the Swag Money, the fraction of the Swag Money that's going to either Ridley, Prep, or Bonner, how the leader of the swag money does at Episcopal, and how Justis fairs in Georgia.

Later losers I'm going to high school!

~Court