SHAADI: COMPROMISE OR LOVE

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To be continued

Shiva - Arey bana tha na teacher...
Raavi - Kya sahi mein? Konse standard mein? Aur tu konse standard mein tha?
Shiva - Ee... Main jo teachers day pe teacher bante hai uski baat nahi kar raha hu...
Raavi - To?
Shiva - Main sachi mein teacher bana tha...
Raavi sits infront of Shiva where there was very little place cause the rest of the place was occupied by Shiva's legs
Raavi sits there uncomfortably
Raavi - Ey... Tere pair kitne bade hai... Theek se baith na...
Shiva - Arey pair ek position mein rehte to lactic acid jama ho jaata aur phir cramps hote pair mein aur phir hot water massage yaa phir hot water bath leni padti...
Raavi - Yeh konsi bhasha(language) prayog(use) kar raha hai tu Shiva? Theek se bol na...
Shiva - Oh sorry... By the way isey koi alag language nahi kehte okay yeh to main science ki baat kar raha tha... Tune abhi teacher ka kaha na iss liye teacher ki aatma aa gayi aur tujhe samjhane laga...
Raavi - Acha matlab clue mil gaya... Tu science ka teacher tha?
Shiva - Haan...
Raavi - Waise yeh sahi hai tera name bhi 'S' se shuru hota hai aur science bhi 'S' se shuru hota hai...
Shiva - Kya yeh joke tha?
Raavi - Umm... Nahi par tu isey joke maan sakta hai...
Shiva - Acha toh yeh joke hi tha... To sun yeh joke na bilkul bhi funny nahi tha...
Raavi - Whatever... Main kya keh rahi hu tere pair thodi apne paas rakh na aise kya pura bed cover kar ke baitha hai...
Shiva - Oh hello... Pura bed nahi cover kiya hai just meri side hi cover hui hai yeh jo pair hai na woh insaan ke hai koi bhoot-pishach ke nahi hai jo pura bed cover kar le...
Raavi - Urgh... Ab thode pair uss side le naa... Main theek se baith nahi paa rahi hu...
Shiva - Haan yeh le tu bhi kya yaad rakhegi...
And sides his legs
Shiva - Waise tu baith kyu gayi? Tu to kapde decide kar rahi thi Naa...
Raavi - Haan woh... Tu kya keh raha tha ki tu teacher tha? Woh bata naa...
Shiva - Ab uska kya kaam... Chhor na...
Raavi - Bata naa... Tu kab tah teacher kyu ki tune jo tera past bataya tha usme to tu collage mein tha aur uske baad totune sav chhor Diya tha aur business kar raha tha
Shiva - Arey main starting se business nahi kar raha tha pehle job ki aur phir business kiya...
Raavi - Haan to bata na...
Shiva - Meri jab 12th ki exams khatam hui thi na tab main ek dum free tha kuch tha hi nahi karne ke liye aur course to maine pehle se hi choose kar ke rakha tha aur uske liye collage bhi choose kar ke rakhi thi just result aane ki der thi... To tab main free hi tha aur mujhe na kisi ko padhana boht acha lagta tha iss liye maine jab 12th ki exams khatam ho gayi thi uske baad ek school mein job start kar di thi... Waise to main 12th mein jab tha tab hi school mein padha Raha tha... Aur jab exams hote the to main school mein leave rakh deta tha... Aur phir jab tak main padh Raha tha na collage 2nd year Tak tab tak maine school mein padhya tha aur jab bhi meri exams yaa kuch hote the tab main leave apply kar deta tha...
Raavi - Woww... Shiva school mein padhane mein kitna maza aata hai nahi... Ekdum chhote chhote bache hote hai aur kitna maza aata hai...
Shiva - Are main chhote chhote bacho ko nahi padhata tha... Chhote standard mein nahi padhata tha...
Raavi - To konse standard mein padhate the?
Shiva - 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th bas itne standard mein... Kyu ki main part time job kar raha tha to subah ki meri padhai aur afternoon mein baaki ke standards ki... Aur evening mein phir se meri padhai aur phir raat ko so jaane kaa...
Raavi - Nice... Mujhe laga tu chhote standards mein padhata hoga...
Shiva - Nahi nahi... Utni capacity nahi thi madam hamari...
Raavi - Oh...
Shiva - Main pehle na boht irritate ho jaata tha waise woh to main ab bhi hota hu par pehle to boht aur tujhe to pata hai chhote standards ka kya hota hai... Zara sa kuch keh do rone lag jaate hai... Iss liye main higher standards mein hi theek tha...
Raavi - Par tujhe ek hi subject mila puri duniya mein science...
Shiva - Haan kitna awesome hota hai... Mujhe to boht pasand hai...
Raavi - Kitna boring hota hai... Haan waise sahi hai tu bhi itna boring hai to tujhe to boring subject hi pasand aane waale hai naa...
Shiva - Oh... Waise na main boring nahi hu tu boring hai jo tujhe itna acha subject bhi boring lag raha hai... Par yeh to main bhi soch raha hu sab ko science kyu boring lagta hai... Mujhe to bada acha lagta hai... Waise ek baat bata agar tujhe science pasand nahi hai to tune 10th ke baad konsa course choose Kiya tha? Commerce?
Raavi - Nahi re... Commerce mein bhi sar chakra jaata hai... Mai....
Shiva (interrupts) - Acha to tune 10th ke baad studies chhor di thi... Very bad Raavi...
Raavi - Abey puri baat to sun gadhede... Bolne ka mauka hi nahi deta hai yeh... Kya karu main iska...
Shiva - Ek kaam kar mera aur kuch to nahi ho sakta bas tu na mujhe ghar se hi nikaal de jab dekho tab mujhe useless bolti hai...
Raavi - Tujhe kab useless bola...
Shiva - Lo phir se ho gayi bimaari short-trem memory loss... Tu ilaaj kyu nahi karva leti teri iss bimaari ka just abhi tune bola ki tu mera kya karegi aur aisa to insaan tab hi bolta hai jab woh cheez useless hoti hai... Ab dekh mujhe agar koi saree dega to main to yahi kahunga na 'Kya karun main iska?' To it means ki saree mere liye useless hai kyu ki main to saree pehnunga nahi na...
Raavi - Kaha se laata hai aisi bakwas baatein?(irritated)
Shiva - Maine tujhe pehle bhi kitni baar bola hai ki yeh sangat ka asar hai...
Raavi - Matlab yeh meri sangat ka asar hai?
Shiva - Nahi... Teri sangat ka kaha yeh to Neel ki sangat ka asar hai ab 2-3 saalo se uske saath reh raha hu to sangat ka asar to hoga na...
Raavi - Oh... Par ek baat bata... Tune sirf 7th to 10th ki kyu choose Kiya tha padhane ke liye?
Shiva - Abhi to bola ki mujhe chhote standards mein nahi padhana tha...
Raavi - And what about 11th,12th?
Shiva - Abey gadhedi agar tere mein thoda bhi dimaag hota na to tu lagati... Maine kya kaha ki main 12th mein hi jaata tha school mein to jab main khud 12th mein tha to main 11th,12th ko kaise padhata...
Raavi - Haan sorry... Main bhul gayi thi... Waise tu konsi school mein padhata tha?
Shiva - Tu bhi kya purani baatein le ke baith gayi... Chhor na...
Raavi - Bata na please(very cutely)
Shiva - XYZ(think the name of the school yourself kyu ki mujhe yaad nahi aa raha hai) school mein...
Raavi - What....(shocked)
Shiva - Haan to usme itna kya shock ho rahi hai jaise tu bhi usi school mein padhti thi aur tu mujhe kabhi mil hi nahi paayi...
Raavi - Tu jo keh raha hai sach hai... Main bhi usi school mein padh rahi thi I mean main jab 6th mein thi tab uss school mein addmission karaya tha aur tabse main tere baare mein sunn rahi thi I think last mein tu sirf 9th, 10th ko hi padhata tha naa?
Shiva - Haan last mein main sirf 9th aur 10th ko hi padhata tha kyu ki tab 2nd year tha aur phir main bhi thoda aalsi ho gaya tha... Par tu mujhe kaise jaanti thi?
Raavi - Arey woh school mein baate hoti thi Naa iss liye... Sab bade hi baatein karte the ki Shiva sir boht acha padhte hai woh jo bhi padhate hai ekdum samajh mein aa jaata hai....
Shiva - Arey waah itni tareef ho rahi thi meri... Mujhe to pata hi nahi tha...
Raavi - Tu meri baat sunega?
Shiva - Haan bol...
Raavi - Haan to main kya keh rahi thi? Haan yaad aa gaya... Main keh rahi thi ki tu jab last mein 9th,10th mein padhata tha naa tab main usi school mein thi...
Shiva - Acha to mujhe kyu nahi mili... Tera naam bhi nahi suna tha maine to...
Raavi - Haa kyu ki students hote hai woh teacher ke baare mein baat karte hai naa ki teacher student ke baare mein... Matlab dekh main naa jab 9th mein aane waali thi aur jab maine socha ki finally main ab Shiva sir yaani ki tujh se padhungi tab main boht khush thi kyu ki pehle se jab se aayi thi tab se maine tere baare mein itni tareef suni thi main to 7th ke liye bhi boht excited thi par phir pata chala ki tune uss year hi 7th,8th ko padhana chhor diya phir maine socha koi baat nahi ab 9th,10th mein padh lungi... Aur jab main 9th mein aa gayi tab to tu hamesha ke liye school chhor ke chala gaya tha... Maine sochti thi ki kaash main ek baar tujhse padh paati kaash main tujhe ek baar mil paati par tu to school chhor ke chala gaya tha... Tujhe pata hai mera dil kitna toot gaya tha...
Shiva - Are are...
Raavi - Sirf ek baar... Sirf ek baar tujhse milna chahti thi tujhse baat karna chahti thi teri aavaz sun na chahti thi par...
Shiva - Ise hi kismat kehte hai...
Raavi - Kya matlab?
Shiva - Dekh pehle tu mujhe sirf ek baat milna chahti thi ek baat meri aavaz sun na chahti thi tab to yeh possible nahi hua aur ab dekh tu puri zindagi ke liye mere saath fass gayi... Par main itna bhi acha nahi tha... Infact mujhe to lagta tha ki main theek se to padha Raha hu na... Har baar ek topic khatam ho jaata tha uske baad main har ek week student se puchta tha ki tumhe yeh topic samajh aaya yaa nahi agar nahi to main phir se samjha du.... Par koi kuch kehta hi nahi tha...
Raavi - Tujhse sab bache darte hoge na iss liye...
Shiva - Kyu main koi bhoot hu jo sab bache mujhse dare... Ulta main to kisi ko kabhi daanta bhi nahi tha main to unn sab ke saath ekdum ache se baat karta tha... Aur usme hi 7-8 ka to dil aa gaya tha...
Raavi - Maine to sirf aise hi kaha tha ki tujhse darte hoge baaki tu hai hi itna acha tujhse kon darta... Maine tere baare mein boht suna tha... Aur abhi kya kaha tune?
Shiva - Kya?
Raavi - Woh dil aa gaya tha... Woh kya tha?
Shiva - Haan woh main keh raha tha ki mere usi nature ki wajah se 7-8 10th waali aur 7-8 9th waali ka dil aa gaya tha merepe...