A New Life

Chapter Nine: Bloody nose

This part of the story takes place nine years later, Oleander is now nine years old and has a big idol known as 'The Great and Terrible Papyrus'. Don't tell Oleander that it's their dad, they won't believe you anyways...

Oleander ran out of their room, doing their usually 'Great and Terrible Papyrus' impression. "Mwah ha ha ha!-" Oleander did their evil laugh and the ran into the kitchen table, "FUCK!-" they yelled as they rubbed the bridge of their nose and forehead. Edge spat out his coffee, laughing. "Holy shit kid!- You okay?-" Edge put down his mug and looked at Oleander while he snickered. "I'm fine dad, just my usual bull-shit, hehehe!" Oleander smiled as some blood dripped down from their nose. Rose gripped the basket of laundry he had and death stared Edge, Edge taught Oleander how to sware as a joke... Rose didn't find it funny. "Oh shit..." Edge whispered this and looked at Rose, "M-My love, good m-morning!-" he smiled nervously. "Don't fool me with that Edge, I only fell for it 26 times!-" Rose smiled, he gently placed the basket down and playfully smacked the back of Edge's skull. "I told you not to teach the child swares!-" Rose giggled and looked at Oleander with a devastated gasp, "Oh my!- Oleander, your nose!-" Rose quickly got a wet rag and kneeled down to Oleander. "Papa, what do you mean?" Oleander looked at Rose, they were confused. "Can't you feel the pain in your nose?" Edge looked at Oleander as Rose was cleaning the blood off them. "Not really, why? Am I dying?!?" Oleander looked at Edge, they seemed scared. "No no, your not dying... You just can't feel pain that much.." Rose smiled and stood back up.

Oleander blinked, "Oh... Does 'The Great and Terrible Papyrus' have this?!" Oleander's eye's seemed to sparkle in a way. Edge chuckled, "I am 'The Great and Terrible Papyrus', Oleander..." Edge smiled, Oleander frowned. "Your not Dad... I'm sorry, your just not as cool as him..." Oleander stood up and brushed himself off. Edge felt his soul get crushed and stomped on, he felt like crying honestly. "M-Mhm... Alright then kiddo..." Edge stood up and walked to the bedroom, he was going to go cry like the big baby he is lmao... (Im just joking, i love you sm Edge ;-;)

Rose sighed, Oleander picked up the basket of clothes, "These must be mine, right Papa?" Oleander began to walk off with the basket, Rose panicked and quickly took the basket. "N-No! These are me and your Dad's things..." Rose smiled and quickly walked to his bedroom. Oleander shrugged and sat down on the couch to watch tv. They watched at least 4 hours of 'Adventure Time' while Rose and Edge... Have some... Adult time...