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Diluc the Alpha Male Story I

I never knew Diluc was such an alpha male until this moment. He is so dominant but gentle and it turns me on. Just now he made me get this one really big shit out my ass and it really hurt but it was kinda hot.

He then forced me to eat it and it had corn chunks in it. Normally I wouldn't eat my own shit but him being such a dominant apha male I just couldn't resist, and it didn't even taste bad. Smelled pretty bad tho. Just as I was stuffing my face with my hard crumbling caca Kaeya walks in and sees me eating my shit and I notice a bulge appearing in his pants, I think he has a shit kink.

I ask if he wants some of my shit but realise I've eaten it all. He looks dissapoinnted and asks if I can get out some more. I try really hard but my stomach is empty, they see that as an opportunity. Kaeya rips his belt off and his pants fall down to reveal his bright red batman boxers. He then pulls out several small jars, containing what looked like different shades and types of caca.

This turns me on. Diluc announces "I need to piss" I tell him he can piss inside me, but he turns me down and pees in his orphan box, he got it after his dad died yolo. After his box is full he still needs to piss more so he pisses on my face but has too much that he has to fill kaeyas orphan box too, this makes kaeya sad because all his sad memories have been flooded with dilucs yellow piss and it shall be forever tinted.

Now both theyr Willys are out and they start to shake them around, when suddenly Diluc slaps kaeyas ballsacks almost as hard as his dad slapped him when he was a little lad who liked berries and cream, now he skips the berries and just creams. Kaeya slaps DILUCS ballsack back and one of the sacks fell of completely.

Now he's just got one sad sack, lost a sack like he lost his dad. Diluc then grabbed kaeya by the waist stayed there just staring at him for a quick second while their Willie's just dangled and threw him out the window along with his caca jars and shit kink then dominated me like the hot alpha male he is

(Help I'm so good at these references