𝗯𝘆𝗲! | rindou haitani

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fandango 💃🏼🕺🏼💃🏼🕺🏼💃🏼🕺🏼

senju 🥋
haru
is so toxic

still bubblegum pink 👩🏻‍🎤
SHUT THE FUCK UP

senju 🥋
no
im speaking my mind
bro pulled a katana on some random guy
and i was like???? haru??? hello???
and he's like "shut up or ur next😡"
IM UR SISTER????

still bubblegum pink 👩🏻‍🎤
ill cook you

y/n
it's literally the morning
go to bed

boss man 💪🏻
its 12 in the afternoon

y/n
it's still the morning for me
and u can shut up
making my fiance leave me
in the middle of the night
to go commit murder
like hello????
we were cuddling

boss man 💪🏻
cant do anything right
can i 🙄

y/n
shut up

slander 🧍🏻
y/n
my buddy
my pal
i have a new song for u
to bust a move to

y/n
tell me now

slander 🧍🏻
hotel - montell fish
its on soundcloud

y/n
wait
brb
let me listen

pigtails ✂️
that song
i cant lie
got me feeling things

slander 🧍🏻
FORREAL
i was stunned
when i first heard it

y/n
id have sex to this

slander 🧍🏻
tmi

y/n
NO SERIOUSLY

slander 🧍🏻
tmi

money man 💰
music to my ears
airpods on at full max
listening to it
holy shit

lover <3
I HAVE A PROBLEM
A MAJOR PROBLEM
PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME
SOMEONE WHO HAS A GUN ON THEM

y/n
not even gonna ask

lover <3
IM BEING FR RIGHT NOW
IVE RUN OUT OF BULLETS
AND MY SPARE GUN ISNT WORKING
RAN PLEASE HELP ME
IM UR FUCKING BROTHER

pigtails ✂️
whats up

lover <3
WHATS UP????
I'M GETTING CHASED
BY AN OPPOSING ORGANISATION
THEY ARE SHOOTING AT ME

pigtails ✂️
dodge them???
you are flexible enough for that

lover <3
IM WEARING A SUIT
U DUMB FUCK
CAN ONE OF U COME

boss man 💪🏻
for fuck sake
we are coming
will you calm the fuck down

senju 🥋
yall can i join
i can fight

still bubblegum pink 👩🏻‍🎤
CAN YOU EVEN USE A GUN???

y/n
tbf its not like u guys hold a gun correctly
u are meant to use two hands
but u lot use one to look
"cool"

lover <3
BABE NOT THE TIME

y/n
maybe focus on running
then texting???
my fiance is fucking stupid

senju 🥋
😭😭😭
but i can use a gun
so can y/n

slander 🧍🏻
wait what

parent to her brothers
they are quite good at shooting
we always go to range
to watch them
they both look like agents
actually shouldn't say that
with the whole you guys
being criminals

y/n
we only learnt bc of the whole like
being able to fight thing
extra self defence
i have a gun
in my apartment

still bubblegum pink 👩🏻‍🎤
senju
why didn't i kn this

senju 🥋
u never asked tbh

still bubblegum pink 👩🏻‍🎤
does rin know this y/n

y/n
well he does now
unless hes been shot
since his last message

lover <3
NOT BEEN SHOT
NICE TO KNOW THIS MY LOVE
LETS GO SHOOTING AT SOME POINT
ARE U GUYS NEAR BC IM HIDING
BEHIND A STORAGE UNIT
OH WAIT
I HEAR SANZU'S WAR CRIES
COME GIVE ME A GUN

y/n
this is entertaining

emma 👰🏼‍♀️
it actually is
worried its gonna send me into
an early labour tho

not the only one engaged 🤭
lets not please

emma 👰🏼‍♀️
im just gonna go to bed

parent to her brothers 👩‍👦‍👦
good idea bae

emma 👰🏼‍♀️
goodnight my lovers (the girls not
u criminals) <3

y/n
goodnight my love <3

pigtails ✂️
so like
i have bad news
and good news

y/n
whats the good news

pigtails ✂️
we saved rin

senju 🥋
and the bad news

pigtails ✂️
rin's in hospital

y/n
sighs
what hospital

pigtails ✂️
the one u were in

y/n
did he also get shot

slander 🧍🏻
IN THE SAME PLACE
U DID ASWELL
ISNT THAT HILARIOUS

boss man 💪🏻
hes quite literally just been shot

y/n
im coming now

a/n;
serves him right for texting when fighting.
guys
hotel is a great song to have sex to, i have yet to have sex to it. but i had sex to arctic monkeys the other day and i folded so fast. is that tmi???? erh wtv thats where i get my inspiration for smut chapters from so like be glad im a sinner xx im so tired rn so im actually rambling LMFAOOO
thank you for reading <3