Setting: Hotdog the Unicorn’s Bachelor Pad
Hotdog and Alicia were sitting on the sofa watching the TV show Glee. It was the Christmas episode; ‘Extraordinarily Merry Christmas” and there was a duet between Blaine and Kurt. They were singing the song “Let It Snow”. Hotdog’s Iphone 5 rings and it is their boss calling them for a new mission.
“Hotdog and Alicia there is an emergency.” Their boss, Myles told them. “What’s up?” asked Alicia. “Nothing good. It seems like Ronnelle and her accomplice, Jagger, are out to take over the drug industry. This would be bad considering all of the illegal drugs they have on hand.” “Dat ain’t no prob, we just gotta kill dis chic- right?” Hotdog asked. Myles responded back, “It may not be that easy…” Hotdog and Alicia were confused. “Why?” they both asked. “We have no idea where they are hiding at. We’ve seen their bodyguards, Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles, walking around but we are not sure if they intelligent enough to lead us to their cave.”
This made Hotdog angry. “Yo son! You just din said that they were in a cave. Well duh homie – a cave is UNDERGROUND!” “Well Hotdog, if you want to be a smart butt then, you go find them and kill them yourself!” “If that’s how you feel though. Come on A Dizzle, we got some killin to do.” “Okay!” said Alicia.
Meanwhile in Ronnelle’s Cave:
Ronnelle walks into her assistant’s office and starts yelling. “Where is the new shipment? It was supposed to be here at noon. It’s 2:30pm!!” Jagger looks up from his computer and sighs. He wasn’t used to this type of treatment. If only he hadn’t dropped out of high school. “I don’t know. I called about an hour ago and they said it should have been here. Unfortunately, it still hasn’t arrived. Sorry ma’am.” He said innocently. “Ratchet people in this world.”
Jagger watched as his boss walked away angrily. He went back to typing on his computer and checking Ronnelle’s email. She never checked it herself, Ronnelle made other people do that. Jagger saw that she had an email from her fiancé, Liam Payne.
To: brunomarsfan15@gmail.com (request a story idea to be written by emailing me)
From: thisisliam19@gmail.com (WARNING THIS IS NOT LIAM PAYNE’S REAL EMAIL ADDRESS! YOU WERE WARNED!)
Subject: Wedding 2 weeks away! Can’t wait!
Hey babe! Just checking up on you. Wanted to see how things were going. SO… how are things? My parents are so excited to see you. They cannot wait to have a wife for their only child. Love you so much. See you soon.
- Liam Payne
These were the moments that Jagger wished that he could go home. He did not want to put up with his boss’s drama, love life (he did not have one of his own) or illegal issues. I can’t take this, he thought.
The bodyguards, Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles, walked in with a giant package. “Just wondering why this is outside?” asked Harry. Son of a gun… Jagger thought. He called Ronnelle into the reception area. “Finally! It’s arrived.” She beamed at the package. Jagger looked at Ronnelle and frowned. Harry and Louis looked at each other with questions in their eyes. They decided to ignore it and go along with her plans. Harry wrapped his arm around Louis’s waist. Secretly, they were dating but no one knew but them and their families.
“Okay boys, here’s the plan……’
