Chapter 3

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Alicia walks around the park and thinks to herself. She and Hotdog were given the next two weeks off because of Ronnelle's wedding. Even rude and crude people like Ronnelle can find someone but I can't - what the hell kind of world do we live in? She continues walking when someone bumps her from behind. "Hey, watch where the hell you goin!" Alicia yelled at the runner. The man turns around and looks at her. "Oh sorry, didn't see you there." He smiles and winks at her before jogging away. Alicia stood there in awe.

Did he just wink at me? "I definitely need a vacation." She keeps walking and stops at a park bench. Sitting Alicia thinks about the young man who bumped into her. He's really good lookin. I like his face. Maybe I'll see him again - that's it I'm definitely taking a walk every day from now on. (Just in case my friend Alicia is reading this - remember Downey. The guy you were obsessed with? Well, I used some of those memories of stalking in this. KILL ME LATER :D)

Alicia's Iphone buzzes and she takes it out of her purse. It's a text message from Hotdog.

Hotdog: Yo son we gots a problem. Ronnelle is taking over the damn place. Come quick holmes.

Alicia sighs and walks back to her car. (Remember the purple Bentley) Getting into her car and backing out the parking spot, she runs over a tall shadow. Screaming she get out of the car and runs to the back. "Oh my god! I'm so sorry." The person she ran over was the guy jogging the in the park. "Are you okay" she asks again. The guy gets up and dusted himself off. "I'm fine, just got the wind knocked out of me. Should I get your info to contact your insurance company?" He looks down and smiles at Alicia.

"So what your name?" he ask. "I'm Alicia. What's yours" "Dean Geyer. You have a pretty name." Alicia blushes and looks back at the man. They swap information and numbers (not for the reason you think) and head in separate directions.

Hotdog's Bachelor Pad

When Alicia arrives home the house is in ruins. "What the hell happened here?" Hotdog looks at her and replies with a smart remark. "Son, didn't ya get my text. That bitch was here. And that bitch's fiancé, well now husband." The living room was burnt and all of their pictures were either burned or ripped in half. Maybe even both. The kitchen had blood all over the floor.

"What's with all the blood?" Hotdog looks at Alicia with tears in his eyes. "I asked one of my homies, ya know André, to watch the house while I was out for a few hours. Came in and here he was lying on tha floor." Andre...not André, Alicia thought. "Here's a note addressed to you."

Alicia looked at the note which said:

'Look, bitch, 

By the time you get this note I'll be in México. 

Don't try to come after me or my husband. If you do... 

Say goodbye to your precious Dean.' 

-Ronnelle

She has Dean. Life has no meaning. Wait, what am I talking about I hardly know the guy. Why should I care? Then again, he was kind of cute and had a really nice face.

"How long until Ronnelle gets back from México?" Alicia asked. Hotdog checked his notes and said, "Three days time. Why?" "We're gonna kill this bitch - soon."

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