A Cliche Comedy

Demigods React to Chapter 2

I woke up and my sky blue orbs met his sea green orbs. "Oh, Sapphire Mary Couch Unicorn Press Flower Stone, you are so beautiful. I wish I told you this before but I love you." I gasped when he said my full name that I never told ANYONE.

Percy: NO NO NO NO!!! I told you not to make me fall in love with the main character, Echo!

Me: I told you that I can't change it now! Besides, I wouldn't even if I could. As an author, I don't change things to something fans want. That is not how it is done.

Annabeth: Percy, you better not do this in real life.

Percy: Oh, come on. You know me better than that, Annabeth.

Leo: Honestly, Percy, it's hilarious to watch you suffer like this.

Percy: Shut up.

"How did you know my full name?" I asked.

"I just did." I smiled at him, not questioning it even if it was super creepy like he was a stalker and we, like, totally made out.

Percy: Am I like a stalker in this?

Me: Maybe ;)

Anyway, we arrived at this camp. (via a black pegasus that loves donuts. Weird.) Right then, this random blonde came up to him.

Blackjack: How dare she call me weird? All horses should love donuts!

Leo: They don't.

"OMG, Percy, I missed you so much!" She said, happily. Then she kissed him and he wasn't even enjoying it!

Annabeth: Alright, girl, it is on!

He pulled apart from her. "Look, Annabeth, I broke up with you a month ago. Let it go! I love someone else anyway." He looked at me on the last part. She noticed this and looked furious.

Percy: WHAT?! I broke up with Annabeth?

Me: It's just a story! Man up! Seriously, it's not like this is your future.

"You like this bish? Why? I am so much better for you than her!" she said.

Annabeth: I can not tell a lie.

I lowered my eyes. She is right. I am nothing and nobody cares about me. I quickly shook myself out of it and smirked.

Everyone in the universe: It's all true, though. No one cares.

"Well, if you're so sure, then why not? I challenge you to a swordfight even though I just got here and I know nothing about swordfighting sonce I just got here!" I yelled in defiance.

Athena: That might be the dumbest idea I have ever heard. She won a record. -_-

The blonde bish smirked and she got out her dagger while I magically conjured another dagger for myself out of thin air since I loved it!

Annabeth: What? Huh?

Hazel: Just go with it, Annabeth.

It was a very short fight. She swung the dagger which I parried and I quickly disarmed her. Then, I judoflipped her to the ground and I won. She started wailing like the baby she was and ran away.

Annabeth: Hey! She stole my move! How dare she? She stole Percy and my judoflipping.

Percy came up to me and kissed me. "I knew you could beat her even though she had years of experience and you didn't even get an hour."

I was so happy that he had so much faith in me.

Leo: Seriously? This is getting a bit if not entirely ridiculous. What kind of person who doesn't know a thing about swordfighting just magically beat Annabeth? She's scary with a dagger.

Annabeth: Exactly!

Me: I kinda want to see if I can beat you now.

Annabeth: Fine, but don't expect anything. I will win.

*Swordfights with Annabeth winning*

Frank: It's alright. It was a close match.

Me: Thanks, but I barely lasted eight seconds out there.

Frank: To be fair, I didn't think you would even last that long.

Me: *sighs*

All of a sudden, it was dinnertime even though it was, like, the middle of the afternoon a few minutes ago. We walked to the dining place and I sat next to Percy even though I was supposed to sit with the Hermes cabin but no one was paying attention so, whatever.

Suddenly a holographic symbol appeared above my head. "OMG, I KNOW THIS SYMBOL!! IT IS HADES, RIGHT?! I LOVE IT!!!!" Everyone started laughing because she was that funny.

Athena: I thought she didn't know anything about Greeks. And now she suddenly knows this? Again, this is extremely idiotic.

Annabeth: Even my mom agrees with us.

Me: I know and I don't care. Keep reading.

Everone knelt to to the grond."All Hail Sapphire Mary Couch Unicorn Press Flower Stone, daughter of Hades." She frowned at this. How did people know her full name? Then, she remembered the claiming.

"Wait, have I just been claimed?! OMG, I KNOW THAT SYMBOL!! IT IS HADES, RIGHT?! I CANNOT BELIEVE HE'S MY FATHER!!!" Everyone started laughing because she was that funny.

Nico: Great. I get THAT as a sister.

Hazel: I have to agree. I also don't understand if she is excited to be a daughter of Hades or not.

Leo: Ha ha. She is sooo funny. Not.

Then, she grabbed Percy and nade out with him causing all the girls (except Annabeth) to croon and all the boys to sigh in disappointment.

Aphrodite: The way this says that, I 'm surprised she is not a daughter of mine.

But then, a green light came from this random red head's mouth.

Rachel: Prophecy time!

Daughter of Hades shall go with the Seven

OMG, did you see Octavian today?

This is Rachel, btw.

Hey, I'm trying to tell a prophecy here!

Anyway, They will go east where Kronos awakens

Hey, Octavian and I are going on a date

Seriously, Rachel?! Can't this wait?!

I'm sorry but I need an opinion on my dress!

Ugh! They will fight, and they will win

Sorry guys, I'm not in the mood, with Rachel like this and all.

Hi, Sapphire! This is Rachel.

I AM DONE.

Rachel: ... What. Was. That?

Octavian: What? A Greek likes me? That is disgusting!

Rachel: How could I like Octavian? I mean, look at him!

Octavian: *Rips a teddy bear open*

Rachel: Seriously, he hates teddy bears and me!

Percy: Octavian and Rachel aside, that sounds like a great prophecy! Why didn't I get one like that?

The red head collapsed and she was taken away. Then, for some reason, I got dizzy and everything went dark.

Will: I will never be able to solve this girl's problem of fainting at random times and honestly, I'm not sure if I even want to.

~(-)~

Whooo! 1095 words! That's a new record! I feel so proud. Just a warning, I don't really know when I'll get the next chapter up but hopefully it will be somewhere next week.

Until next time!

~Echo