waitress: im sorry but it's the way our system works, the lifts are now shut on that side so i can't help you in any other way. Sorry.
Ben: fuck I'm sorry Erin.
Erin: let's just go quick!
you all walk past him and he sees you.
mason: well
Ben: mace leave it bro
mason: what do we have here? erin!
erin: saw you kissing your STYLIST. bit odd when she's working for you don't you think?
mason: can kiss who I want thanks very much.
erin: 10 seconds after you cheated on me....nice one "money mace" *you sarcastically say and roll your eyes*
mason: oh fuck off the lot of you.
Tom: haven't said anything
mason: yeh but your with drama queen arent ya
carlotta: phhhh is this you ex? damn your taste is shit, you're fucking ugly!
Ben: that means he's chosen you and you're ugly *ben and Tom spud and laugh*
erin: that's it.
*you grab their drinks and Chuck it in their faces and smother their faces with their sauces and chips*
erin: I could've done a whole lot worse to you both, but I set my boundaries and I don't wanna stoop to your levels, enjoy your evening with this cheating little chelsea player.
carlotta: UGH MY MAKEUP AND CLOTHES!
mason: fuck off erin
Ben holds your hand and walks you out.
Tom: that was sick....
erin: really? I just embarrassed myself.
Ben: nah Tom's right, that was bloody amazing! She was well pissed after that!
erin; you think?
Ben: yeh!!!
*mason and carlotta wipe their faces and get ready to leave as they bump into you on the way out*
ben and tom tell you to walk off with them but you stand still staring into masons eyes.
Ben and Tom are walking out of the restaurant not realising you didn't follow after them.
mason: well, you're all alone now!
carlotta: time for revenge!
carlotta jumps on you and starts beating you up, you switch her around and do the same and it carries on for ages until Ben and Tom realise you're missing and run back up, as they're coming back mason takes carlotta down the stairs*
carlotta: she's now upset....hope it lasts forever!!!
Ben: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?
whilst bens questioning them both tom runs up to see you sitting on the stairs covering your cheek.
Tom: move your hand Erin.
Erin: no I'm fine, thanks though, can we just go home please?
Tom: not until you show me what you're hiding.
Erin: fine but please don't tell Ben.
Tom: just show me Erin I'm worried now!!!!
you move your hand and Tom sees a bruise.
Tom: DID MASON DO THAT?
Erin: no....but he made carlotta do it to me...it hurts so much, I tried to get her off me but mason helped her get me back.
Tom: I swear. What the fuck is going on with this boy, you've done nothing to him?!
erin: I just give up with love at this rate, it just always goes wrong for me.
tom: hey! Don't doubt yourself like that, I'm sure there will be that someone one day!!!
Erin: I hope.
Tom: I always thought you and ben at first but since mason, was kinda wrong werent I!😭
Erin: haha, anwyays let's go cause bens coming up now, help me cover my face.
*you hold your hand there and pretend to scratch your cheek for a while*
Ben: is your cheek okay, you've been pretending to scratch it for ages now? What you hiding? A hickey?
Erin: don't flip Ben.
Tom: don't flip. *the tiktok trend*
Erin: stfu Tom not the time.
Tom: sorry broskiiiii
you move your hand and Ben sees.
Ben: WHO TF HAS DONE THAT? MASON? NAH IM GONNA KILL HIM!!!!!!! *ben starts running but you stop him*
Erin: no he made carlotta attack me, he helped her that I lost all my energy to fight back, I give up now.
Ben; right let's get in the car and head home then ive got something I need to do.
Erin: Ben please
Ben: no Erin, I need you safe!
you all head back to bens and Tom stays over the night.
ben then sees you're distracted talking with Tom whilst watching eastenders.
the england boys groupchat #nogirls
chilly: MASON.
Yorkshire pudding: oh no...bens not happy.
love island star: some shits about to go down.
rice rice baby: what's happened ???
hairy grealish: masons been a naughty boyyyy
hendo: what's he done now
chavvy foden: bro this is why i am better than him🤣🤣🤣 I create no drama!
ramzydales: nah bro you always have drama, remember your holiday🤣🤣🤣 and remember your fight.
chavvy foden: oi watch yourslef
baby bell: bro won't do shit
chavvy foden; your like 10 shut yo bitch ass mouth up fr
hairy grealish: mans been in the tiktok comment section for too long 😻😻😻😻😻😋
moody James: right what's mason done I wanna know!!!!!!!
baby saka: fr I wanna know.
money mace: ain't done shit. The guys gone mad.
chilly: gone mad? you really don't think I know what happened on that staircase
money mace: werent my fault we're it
chilly: you told her to do it!?!!!?!!
baby bell: what the fuck happened? EXPLAIN YOURSELFS.
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the england groupchat
Romancey/n, a blonde, petite, confident model from london gets added to a groupchat full of random people, does she stay or leave? what happens?
